SuperPower 2 is the only global geopolitical simulation game which allows players to control entire countries. Players control countries in 3 major areas: political, economic and military, but this time, in a beautiful real-time 3D environment.
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Release Date: Oct 11, 2004

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“Creating a superpower from Haiti isn’t an easy task but it sure was a fun run, I recommend SuperPower2 to people that like world simulations or to people that wish they could run any country on earth in anyway they see fit.”
81 % – Gamer's Hell

“The number of options, the good graphics for the globe and almost limitless gameplay adds up a game that is worthy of United Nations attention.”
76 % – GameZone

“The world is beautifully rendered and is capable of giving a wide variety of thematic maps and the capability to drill down into any region.”
85 % – Warcry

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About This Game

RULE YOUR COUNTRY, CONQUER YOUR ENEMIES, DOMINATE THE WORLD!

The Story:

SuperPower 2 is the only global geopolitical simulation game which allows players to control entire countries. Players control countries in 3 major areas: political, economic and military, but this time, in a beautiful real-time 3D environment. Players build up their own countries and increase their influence in the broader world while competing against sophisticated A.I. Along the way, gamers make use of economic sanctions, political alliances, and military actions to wage their battles. SuperPower 2 offers the ability to fine-tune each country's performance, from creating or breaking treaties, to making tactical decisions in particular military conflicts.

Key Features:

  • 193 real countries all playable & equipped with realistic data drawn from the CIA World Factbook, the United Nations and U.S. Military databases.
  • Sophisticated A.I. designed to realistically simulate each country.
  • Real-life combat situations, with multiple forces joining and leaving battles as the balance of power shifts.
  • Real-time gameplay and Modular units building.
  • Solo scenarios and "sandbox mode", as well as full Multiplayer support for up to 32 players in a variety of styles, including world domination, economic master, and many others

SuperPower 2 Steam Edition Features:

  • 14 steam achievements
  • New internet matchmaking library, and modified the UI flow in the multiplayer menus
  • Updated the code to support new OS
  • Widescreen Resolution support
  • Editor and Full SDK included

Gameplay Changes:

  • Capital ships needed for invasions from the sea. They need to be within 750km of the region you're trying to invade.
  • Enemy fleets must be further than 1500km of your invasion fleet when trying to invade a region from the sea.
  • The AI will take diplomatic relations into account and will decide whether or not to annex regions under it's military control now.
  • Economy: GTM limited to 30%, sectortax at 70%.
  • Diplomacy: embargo treaties result in a drop in relations.
  • Combat Radius has been enlarged to make frontlines easier to make.
  • AI: allies will make more rational decisions when there is war. If you can handle it yourself, they won't help.
  • Peaceful Annexation: depending on population support in both nations, you now have more or less chance of peacefully annexation a nation.
  • 95 and the nations involved need at least one religion or language in common.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.5 GHz CPU Processor
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX compatible graphic card with 64 MB
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 2 GHz CPU Processor
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX compatible graphic card with 128 MB
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
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DJ Smith
( 3.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 28
This game is so buggy that Trinidad invaded Tobago
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Elims Live
( 8.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 28
First thing first, I'm using Win7, and there's not too many crashes. However, one of my friends did have quite some crashes, for like every 10 minutes, and he's using Win8.

Hope that help.

And about the game, what can I say? It's great. Kinda out of date, of course, after all it's been made around 2004. But the game is still AWESOME. You can control any country, along with other 192 countries. And you can make your conutry better throughout developing the economic, or by conquering other countries. Either way it's too darn fun. Highly recommend it.
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WoC gkhn_12
( 10.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 28
Nice game admins but we wanted supporting windows 10
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Nat3ster
( 2.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 27
this game let me be Donald Trump by alowing me to nuke mexico
10/10 would Trump again
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wingspress
( 1.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
Superpower was one of the original grand strategy games that was in depth to the core. Superpower two you have almost no control over anything like you used to you cannot create cities. The battle scenes look rediculous now and seem too over the top and not as simple looking as the original. The original super power by far is the better version. I do recommend superpower not superpower 2.
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IAMHEREFTW
( 26.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
> Plays as North Korea
> Invades South Korea
> Wins
> China Declares on me
> lose all my units to China
> Buy units on Black Market
> Sneak past China's forces in Pyongyang
> Take China's land
> Veitnam Joins China
> Send reinforments into China
> Beat back Veitnam's forces and take there land
> China comes out of hiding from Pyongyang
> Lose all my units to China
> Rebuild another army from the Black Market
> Engage China
> See that I might lose all my troops to China again
> Back to Black Market
> Drive myself deeper into debt
> Turns out I didn't need any reinforcements
> Wins war
> Annexation of China and Veitnam
> Everyone hates me
> Try balancing my trilion dollar expenses
> Put all my units up for sale
> Japan declares war on me
> Take all of my units off of sale
> See that Japan has a larger airforce and navy rank than me
> Goes to Black Market and buys anti aircraft guns and more ships
> Japan invades
> Wait until my new units are trained up before deploying any
> See that Japan might take all of my territory before my new units are trained
> Deploy my already trained units
> Look for my just deployed units
> Can't find my just deployed trained units
> Finds out Japan took all my regions
> Can't do anything
> Think about loading the autosave
> It autosaves
> Shut off my laptop and ragequit



Moral of the story?

Don't trust the autosaves.

Now like this review because of my cat photo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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x Pain N Gain
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 25
Can't connect to server/Login Simulator... 11/10
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Anarchaotic
( 88.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
Very fun simulator, with a lot of depth.

Unfortunately, the multiplayer sucks now. I'm not sure if it was ever very active, but it appears that the only people on multiplayer (all 11 of them, across all current servers) are a bunch of unhelpful ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who will kick/ban you the second you join without giving a reason, or speaking to you at all.

I suggest finding a group to play with, and creating your own private game.
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Omega Gaming
( 102.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
Well it's purely simple. You can run a country, invade people, turn america into a super-extreme North Korean governement, and you can start global thermonuclear war. What more could you ask for?
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FreshSpawnerTV
( 3.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
- Purchases game
- Destroys world/ Builds it back up
- Goes on sale next day
- Feel upset
- realize it was still a great purchase

9/10
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jimmy neutron - boy peanut
( 286.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 21
really fun, i recommend this
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Adolf Scrimmler
( 64.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 21
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lolyologuy12
( 27.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 21
I played as the UK
Fixed the economy
USA as always ever game declares war on Iraq as always
I start making huge profits
Frances economy fails and Greece of all countries economy is growing outstanding
Norways falls into a deep depression ( I saw this and embargo them for the lols)
USA invades alot of middle east countries
Germany and some other countries embargo USA
I hated Argentina so I sent some spies there and they did some bad thing to the country and embargo them aswell
China nuked USA FALLOUT 5 CONFIRMED jk they did nuke them but China fell and was hated by everyone I guess donald trump will win the election now btw the republican party won the elections
my economy was growing like crazy
Argentina delcare war on me that was a bad idea as the whole of europe delcares war on them
I got there first and annexed it people hated me cos I annexed it no big deal tho
Spies attacked me but failed and it came from France those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s so I sent the spies that were Argentina to France
since there economy was in the ♥♥♥♥ I "helped" them
My relations with europe was awful and I got kicked out of the alliance those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s however my relations with USA and Canada were great started an alliance with them
My economy was awful because of Argentina so I sold it to Brazil and some other countrys made alot of money from that
I started to get attacked by spies godawn europe.
France delcared war on me then Russia declared war on USA
Then North korea declared war on South korea Japan declare war on both on both countries
Germany Spain Italy and Poland attack me
I destroyed all there armys until they nuked my army then Russia invaded me
Then I was Annexed
The end
what did we learn today?
1 dont mess with europe


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Fluffy "False Asparagus"
( 61.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 17
tl'dr HIGHLY highly recommend this game

I've played probably over 10k video games in my life, spanning every generation, this is by far one of my favorites.

If you like the campaign map gameplay of TW, the Europa series or Hearts of Iron, you will love this game.

I really hope GolemLabs makes SP3, SP2 on its own is great and the Realism mods make it even better, even though the game is great if feels kind of like a template, with its few policies, lack of events and not having to really having to worry about domestic issues.

Regardless of the issues, I can't recommend this game enough.

GolemLabs, if you're reading this, you have a diamond in the rough here, take SP2, ADD ADD ADD features like more micro-policies, domestic issues and events in SP3 and you will have made a candidate for a GOAT.

I payed 1.99 for this game and have got around 55 hours out of it already, one of the best purchases I've ever made.
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SPQR_LEGEND
( 34.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 16
Good, it is really great the only downside of it is the time it was made and that it cant be in fullscreen on some monitors and Its getting really old and there should be atleast a Superpower 3,
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Dig 'Ol
( 4.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 16
10 dollars for 1 hour of content, please don't buy.
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WomBat
( 9.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 16
Complete and utter waste of money.
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viking5326
( 2.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 15
all i can say is i bought 99% of the cereal market then nuked the ♥♥♥♥ out of canada.



10/10
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Tenguninja
( 30.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 12
to be honest when i first got the game i didnt really understand how to economy worked, so i played the game for a while but kept losing and i just could never figure out how the economy worked, so i looked up a video on youtube and it showed me how to get the economy working and ever since then its been the game i've played the most, its a real challenge.
if you like RTS games or management games this is one to buy

The sense of statisfaction you get from playing it is unbelievable, i started with south africa and conquered most of africa before the russians launched a full scale invasion but i really cannot recommend this game enough 5 Stars+
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a.shitskin.ape.named.niggle
( 2.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 10
IS BKLACK CRASH ALL TIME JOSH DOT EXEET DOENST REPSOND CANT PLEY
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
8 of 8 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
30.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 12
to be honest when i first got the game i didnt really understand how to economy worked, so i played the game for a while but kept losing and i just could never figure out how the economy worked, so i looked up a video on youtube and it showed me how to get the economy working and ever since then its been the game i've played the most, its a real challenge.
if you like RTS games or management games this is one to buy

The sense of statisfaction you get from playing it is unbelievable, i started with south africa and conquered most of africa before the russians launched a full scale invasion but i really cannot recommend this game enough 5 Stars+
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
Recommended
20.8 hrs on record
Posted: April 29
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You can play as every faction in world .
You can design your own military ( Not infantry )
Multiplayer
You can choose your goverment , economy etc .
+/-
Nothing
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AI
Server is bit hard to make for someone who don´t know how to open ports .

Verdict - Great strategy game 8,5/10 ( Lets make Nigeria great again (No offense ) )
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
Recommended
61.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 17
tl'dr HIGHLY highly recommend this game

I've played probably over 10k video games in my life, spanning every generation, this is by far one of my favorites.

If you like the campaign map gameplay of TW, the Europa series or Hearts of Iron, you will love this game.

I really hope GolemLabs makes SP3, SP2 on its own is great and the Realism mods make it even better, even though the game is great if feels kind of like a template, with its few policies, lack of events and not having to really having to worry about domestic issues.

Regardless of the issues, I can't recommend this game enough.

GolemLabs, if you're reading this, you have a diamond in the rough here, take SP2, ADD ADD ADD features like more micro-policies, domestic issues and events in SP3 and you will have made a candidate for a GOAT.

I payed 1.99 for this game and have got around 55 hours out of it already, one of the best purchases I've ever made.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
102.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 24
Well it's purely simple. You can run a country, invade people, turn america into a super-extreme North Korean governement, and you can start global thermonuclear war. What more could you ask for?
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
26.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 25
> Plays as North Korea
> Invades South Korea
> Wins
> China Declares on me
> lose all my units to China
> Buy units on Black Market
> Sneak past China's forces in Pyongyang
> Take China's land
> Veitnam Joins China
> Send reinforments into China
> Beat back Veitnam's forces and take there land
> China comes out of hiding from Pyongyang
> Lose all my units to China
> Rebuild another army from the Black Market
> Engage China
> See that I might lose all my troops to China again
> Back to Black Market
> Drive myself deeper into debt
> Turns out I didn't need any reinforcements
> Wins war
> Annexation of China and Veitnam
> Everyone hates me
> Try balancing my trilion dollar expenses
> Put all my units up for sale
> Japan declares war on me
> Take all of my units off of sale
> See that Japan has a larger airforce and navy rank than me
> Goes to Black Market and buys anti aircraft guns and more ships
> Japan invades
> Wait until my new units are trained up before deploying any
> See that Japan might take all of my territory before my new units are trained
> Deploy my already trained units
> Look for my just deployed units
> Can't find my just deployed trained units
> Finds out Japan took all my regions
> Can't do anything
> Think about loading the autosave
> It autosaves
> Shut off my laptop and ragequit



Moral of the story?

Don't trust the autosaves.

Now like this review because of my cat photo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
34.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 16
Good, it is really great the only downside of it is the time it was made and that it cant be in fullscreen on some monitors and Its getting really old and there should be atleast a Superpower 3,
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
8.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 28
First thing first, I'm using Win7, and there's not too many crashes. However, one of my friends did have quite some crashes, for like every 10 minutes, and he's using Win8.

Hope that help.

And about the game, what can I say? It's great. Kinda out of date, of course, after all it's been made around 2004. But the game is still AWESOME. You can control any country, along with other 192 countries. And you can make your conutry better throughout developing the economic, or by conquering other countries. Either way it's too darn fun. Highly recommend it.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 26
Superpower was one of the original grand strategy games that was in depth to the core. Superpower two you have almost no control over anything like you used to you cannot create cities. The battle scenes look rediculous now and seem too over the top and not as simple looking as the original. The original super power by far is the better version. I do recommend superpower not superpower 2.
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2 of 4 people (50%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 15
all i can say is i bought 99% of the cereal market then nuked the ♥♥♥♥ out of canada.



10/10
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24 of 29 people (83%) found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
Recommended
24.6 hrs on record
Posted: March 3
Wanna play as a Country? Get Superpower 2
Wanna take over the world? Get Superpower 2
Wanna play as Donald Trump? Get Superpower 2
Wanna control and make laws? Get Superpower 2
Wanna destroy the Earth? Get Superpower 2
Wanna spend days and nights without sleeping? Get Superpower 2
Wanna waste your money on something worth wasting? Get Superpower 2
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
137.4 hrs on record
Posted: March 22
If you enjoy looking at maps from a Google Earth perspective and love playing Civilization games, then this game is for you. I really enjoy this game, I got addicted to it to the point of having to cool down from it. I played 21 hours straight as soon as I got the game. I found this game from /pol/, and I thought I'd give it a try. The generalization of the game is that you can pick any country recongnized by the UN from 2001, and then build up its economy and military power. You really have to be careful with the national budget as every country starts off in debt, meaning you have to instantly pull your country out of it and fast. Failure to do so in under 10 minutes and you're ♥♥♥♥ed. Aside from economy I mentioned military. You can custom build your own vehicles, how many of them you want, build you own nuclear missle defenses, the whole nine yards. You can also make and breattreaties, but be very cautious in doing so. Overall, this is a 10/10 game for me, I love it, love it, love it.
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
393.4 hrs on record
Posted: March 14
>plays as russia
>conquers former soviet territories
>changes government to communism
>takes over afghanistan
>all glory to the soviets
>invades romania
>wins
>bulgaria invaded
>also wins
>invades pakistan
>loses


10/10 would be destroyed by india's rival again
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7 of 12 people (58%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
317.6 hrs on record
Posted: March 31
start as usa
build up army
invade mexico
invade mexico's neighbors
annex them all
invade venezuela
china nukes
nuke china back
russia nukes china
me and russia invade china and split it
europe gets butthurt
uk, france, and italy invade, get destroyed.
russia backstabs me and takes rest of china
build a crapton of nukes, nuke everyone, invade and annex.
lose elections by 49.9%

10/10 would invade Mexico again
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
196.9 hrs on record
Posted: March 11
Great game. Multiplayer is the best part of the game but singleplayer can be fun as well. Recommend to any Supreme Ruler Fans.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
577.1 hrs on record
Posted: March 10
I love this game. I hope they can make Superpowers 3, but I guess that ain't possible. But still this game is awesome, plus with a Mod? Why not?
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
Recommended
198.9 hrs on record
Posted: April 16
This game makes me stay up all night all the time i would love to see a superpower 3 please inform us.
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
24.7 hrs on record
Posted: March 11
I always wanted a new version of Defcon with more unit types and politics. This could of been it but it feels like a half finished game. I think the crashing mentioned in most reviews has been mostly fixed in patches but you do need a very good PC which seems strange since its basically a 2D game.

The reason I think it seems half finished is because there are some glaring interface flaws which should not be there in a modern game. These will really put off new players that may of enjoyed the game but will leave it feeling frustrated.

One of the most obvious things that could of been improved and would of made a bit difference for the time invested is moving across oceans. It doesnt say it anywhere I saw but you need a destroyer or cruiser to do so. If you dont have one you will just be trying and trying to move them and they wont move across the water. To make it worse the game has two beeps. One for succesful movement and one for an error. Sometimes it will play both noises!

On the whole I enjoyed this game simply because it inspired me to make my own version. It was a great concept excetud Ok but it could of been so much better with some proper playtesting and refining.
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Recommended
43.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 15
Multiplayer is not stable. Loads of bug of all sort but fun with friends with a little roleplay !
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44.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 18, 2015
>start as china
>make multi party democracy
>people like me
>i don't like my people though
>close borders
>china y?
>raise taxes
>bruh
>child labor permitted
>contrception illegal
>abortion illegal
>gay marrige illegal
>make all rescources illegal except for cereal
>only budget is a small amount of rescources
>which is cereal
>world gets kinda mad
>i am now cereal nation
>send spies to america to sabotage cereal and blame it on mexico
>sucsess
>sabotage mexicos cereal and blame it on canada
>sucsesssss
>war eventually breaks out
>russia begins to sneak towards america
>#nukescope
>UN joins against russia
>US nukes canada too
>UN goes nuts
>GB nukes france
>France nukes Russia
>2 hours later
>Most of Asia doesnt have a military
>i expand my cereal nation, unharmed
>im so happy about what happened
>im crying tears of joy
>those tears become depressed
>my life gets blurry
>my monitor is suddenly smashed
>keys fly off my keyboard
>didnt get re-elected

10/10 Get this.
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Recommended
422.0 hrs on record
Posted: February 17
The Year is 2015.
I am the new Prince of Monaco.
Little do they know that I am a semi-GOD who has the gift of Immortality.
From day one I start my rule by granting all rights like Poligamy, Same Sex Marriage and Legalising Drugs; soon, hedonistic parties and drug filled orgies would be a common thing to find in the streets of Larvotto and in the high-rises of Fontvieille.
I banned all the heretic foreign languages and forced everyone to speak the divine Monegasque.

But it wasn't enough, I needed to expand my faith despite having only 30000 loyal servants to my cause.
Diplomacy and subterfuge were key: infiltrating in every NGO's worldwide helped me creating plots and alliances, which were immediatly broken when it was convenient to do so.
Tensions started to rise between NATO and the Russian block and the one to light the fuse was...me.

After False Flagging a terrorist attack in Turkey, and blaming Iran, the former attacked the latter and World War 3 started.
Soon, my secret agents would infiltrate the Russian missile Silos and launch a nuclear strike worldwide.
The US never stood a chance: under a barrage of a 1000 nukes Fallout 4 suddenly became a reality, with it's population dropping from 500k to 100k.
Russia soon fell under military occupation by Sweden while half of Europe was burnt to ashes.

With my demi-god powers, I took advantage of this situation and developed Monaco into an Agricultural and Raw Resources powerhouse, regardless of the fact that I had no space whatsoever for crops or for digging up resources.
Population grew and soon, in just 2 km2, it reached 500k, all stacked up in luxurius and gigantic towers.

But one nation was envious of my success, Greece.
After breaking diplomatic ties the hellenic cowards launched a series of terrorist attacks destroying the sacred temple of the MFF Threesome, of the main structures of the Monegasque faith.
Revenge was mandatory: after destroying their Feta cheese industries I blew up their Government which was swiftly replaced by one aligned with my ideology.
The Hedonistic Hellenic Republic of Greece and Macedonia was born.

Now the year is 2700.

Monaco now has 3 bil in population and has recently bought from a greatly depopulated France the Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur and Corsica regions, is now the 12th economic power and has nuclear weapons and advanced warfare tech.
Soon the Liguria region will be taken away from those filthy Italians and the dream of a Greater Monaco will be complete.

All is good and well in the Kingdom of Heaven.
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