Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.
User reviews:
Recent:
Very Positive (44 reviews) - 81% of the 44 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Very Positive (3,609 reviews) - 93% of the 3,609 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: May 21, 2014

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April 26

Turbo Dismount 1.20 "Muscle Season" update!

* New vehicle: Banditt!
* Seasonal mighty moustache and sunglasses!

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March 2

Turbo Dismount 1.19 "Majestic Season" update!

* New vehicle: Royal Highness double-decker bus
* Seasonal Bobby Helmet

Swing it!

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Reviews

“It's a chaotic toybox of destruction”
Preview – HardcoreGamer

“Turbo Dismount is a glorious excuse for putting polygonal beings into dangerous vehicles and then watching the physics-based carnage gently unfold into something beautiful.”
Preview – Kotaku

About This Game

Turbo Dismount is a kinetic tragedy about Mr. Dismount and the cars who love him. It is the official sequel to the wildly popular and immensely successful personal impact simulator - Stair Dismount.

The highlights of this experience are multiple vehicles, an awesome replay system, level editing features, high-speed physics and an indiscriminate sense of style.

The purpose of the game is simple - damage awards points. It is up to you to try different combinations of obstacles, vehicles, poses and levels to make it to the top of the leaderboards. To support friendly rivalry, Turbo Dismount supports placing a photo of your friend on the face of Mr. Dismount - such a delightful way to express one's emotions!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.8 or newer
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Very Positive (44 reviews)
Overall:
Very Positive (3,609 reviews)
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elilynch
( 57.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 26
For those looking at this: Its a must have game
-they always add new vehicles, maps, etc
- steam workshop
- you can make a fat lady ride a motorcycle off a cliff
- its cheap for what it comes with
- you can use controllers
- there is LOTS more, but you need to get the game to see all of it
I see NO cons. Its bug free, and all I need is already in it
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PenCapChew1996
( 9.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 24
Some of the achievements are next to impossible. Cross a finish line at exactly 88mph. Reach a height of exactly 305 Meters in another level. Cool game overall but achivements need improving.
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JV5
( 0.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
This game is worth your money if you like physics and the mutilation of peoples limbs and cars crashing and customzing obstacles.
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Rensin Redjaw
( 5.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 23
As the kid that used to purposely drive backwards on the old N64 Official Nascar game while my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off father tried to race legitimately, I love this game. It has crashes and even a little doll character that you can put people's faces on. Great use for the old photos of my x-wife.
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Selss
( 146.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 21
This game right here is a ultimate chill game. The music is relaxing and good and the game itself is just to have fun. I have to admit that I've had a ton of fun with this. Plus this game is highly customizable and the the dismounts have almost infinite outcomes considering how many different maps, vehicles, characters and objects there are. There's also steam workshop to get more!
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Jobe2413
( 23.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 20
If you like destruction, this is a great game for you.

With the updates adding more and more control to you as the player, your mayhem can be more and more controlled, and controlled chaos is excelent. It's really fun to set up the perfect crash course, with obstacles in just the right spots, and then capture it on camera. Fun, fun, FUN!
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Waxxer
( 7.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 20
It's alright.
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The Elemental Gamer
( 4.0 hrs on record )
Posted: May 19
This is an adventure beyond others, with action in every crevice. Cars will clash, buses will brawl and ships will 'splode. Little Timmy will crash, bash, mash, trash, hash, rash, gash, jash, lash, Steve Nash, vash, cash, xash, wash, qash, yash and tash his way to victory. His skateboard will keep on living and his tricycle remains invincible. This. Is.
TURRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISMOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!
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shredder
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: May 19
Product received for free
this game is funny with alot of levels and and cars it never gets old 10/10
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Ultra Gem
( 2.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 19
This is a halarious game, its basically a simulation game of you where you can choose a character choose a veichle a pose on the veichle a level and having fun driving around destroying you and your car!!
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loganwhitacre21
( 30.7 hrs on record )
Posted: May 18
Turbo Dismount is VERY fun. I have spent hours playing this fun game, I recommend it.
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Alex Kek
( 6.3 hrs on record )
Posted: May 17
Smashed my head against a wall and it got stuck and started to spazz out

10/10 realism
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haydencaras
( 1.4 hrs on record )
Posted: May 17
love this game one of the best i have ever played
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Dale Ridley
( 23.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 15
Whenever I'm bored, or just feel like throwing some helpless ragdoll around, this game is there for me. Plus, lots of custom maps!
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CyCreeperDude
( 55.1 hrs on record )
Posted: May 14
Bah nah na nah nah dah na nah dah beow boew doew dow... Oh! It seems you have caught me doing a bad imatation of Turbo Dismount's theme. The amazing soundtrack is just one of the things that makes this game worth the $9.99 that you have to part with. When all other games in my collection fail me, you can always find me sitting in front of my computer booting up Turbo Dismount. I'll only get off to let my Dad have a turn. Yes you heard me correctly. My Dad (who is usually all-buisness) will completly forget about the 50 odd things he has to do that day and see if he can beat my high score. I have poured hours of my life into Turbo Dismount, each one more glorious than the last. A spectacular piece of gaming, for sure.
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56Blade
( 2.8 hrs on record )
Posted: May 13
Best way to releive stress. 10/10 Would stress again.
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Marshmallow3000
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: May 13
Ive seen better.
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Killer Memestar
( 39.9 hrs on record )
Posted: May 12
I love making the character's face a picture of someone I hate and absolutely destroy him.


10/10
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Dank memes
( 26.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 12
♥♥♥♥ I lost my arm and my bottom torso in an Accident! Oh well it happens alot.
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devjoll
( 0.5 hrs on record )
Posted: May 9
I got bored within 30 minutes of playing, requested a refund
Would be worth if it was cheaper but tagging a price of $9.99 on here makes me regret buying it.
I would buy it if was one or two dollars but it's not worth the price tag.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
12 of 12 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
8.0 hrs on record
Posted: April 30
ADD A VEHICLE EDITOR TO MAKE YOUR OWn VEHICLES PLEASE
Seriously though,the game is great,even with the default levels you can get plenty of gameplay hours.
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.1 hrs on record
Posted: May 6
I crashed into a huge wall with landmines infront. I flew into a tube with a spaceship and then got chopeed up. Blew up in a monster truck. Crashed my game with a Delorean and a cliff. Jumped over alot of cars with a wrecking ball. And finally drove a chair into a blender. Good enough.
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6 of 7 people (86%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 1
SPEEEEEEEEEED IS KEY!!!

Fun Game if you like to watch a crash test dummie explode into pieces at high speeds.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
7.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 9
i have spent hours playing this game and can honestly say it's HILARIOUS
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
21.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 9
fun as hell realy like it
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 13
Best way to releive stress. 10/10 Would stress again.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
5.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 7
This game is addicting and fun.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
6.3 hrs on record
Posted: May 17
Smashed my head against a wall and it got stuck and started to spazz out

10/10 realism
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
146.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
This game right here is a ultimate chill game. The music is relaxing and good and the game itself is just to have fun. I have to admit that I've had a ton of fun with this. Plus this game is highly customizable and the the dismounts have almost infinite outcomes considering how many different maps, vehicles, characters and objects there are. There's also steam workshop to get more!
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 19
This is an adventure beyond others, with action in every crevice. Cars will clash, buses will brawl and ships will 'splode. Little Timmy will crash, bash, mash, trash, hash, rash, gash, jash, lash, Steve Nash, vash, cash, xash, wash, qash, yash and tash his way to victory. His skateboard will keep on living and his tricycle remains invincible. This. Is.
TURRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISMOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
20.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 7
How to play this game

-Choose the skateboard

-Send poor Mr.Dismount onto a freeway

-Destruction

Would send Temmie into traffic again
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3 of 5 people (60%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
12.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 1
if flatout and dead pool have a child, it would be this game
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 90 days
6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.0 hrs on record
Posted: March 19
A hilarious game where the only aim is to destroy your vehicle and as much as you can. If the many levels included inn the base game is not enough for you, the amazingly massive content on the Steam Workshop will keep you going for even longer.

The vignette effect also gives the game a nice touch. It suits this game surprisingly well.

Ever wanted to be like the Euro NCAP? This game is for you.

Overall, 9/10.
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
24.9 hrs on record
Posted: March 19
More fun than doing cocaine with Rick James.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
11.0 hrs on record
Posted: April 5
I've been less angry thanks to this game's existence. I get to put the face of my enemies on this person dummy thing and fling'em into traffic or off a cliff or up into space! And make gifs of it to save to revel in their demise later! This is literally the perfect game for someone like me. Thanks for making it!
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 5
Crashes on my Pentium 4.
10/10
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 180 days
31 of 32 people (97%) found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: January 10
The Ultimate "What Will Happen If I Do This in Traffic"-Simulator.

Also has an option to export your most Godlike crashes into gifs to become famous on the interweb.
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32 of 37 people (86%) found this review helpful
49 people found this review funny
Recommended
11.3 hrs on record
Posted: January 8
Turbo Dismount™ - the only game where you can decapitate one head twice.
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11 of 11 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: February 9
This game is truly fun for everyone! There isn't one thing about it that I would find bad. My hours may show low numbers, but the truth is that this game is full of fun things, and I couldn't say anything negative even if I tried. Get it!
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