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You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover.
Release Date: Dec 12, 2013
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Version 1.0.3 is live, Soundtrack released!

March 10th, 2014

Heyo, Not the Robots has been updated to version 1.0.3. This patch focuses on several of the remaining bugs that have been reported by Steam users. The full patch description can be found here.

David, the sound guy, also just released the game's Official Soundtrack on BandCamp - get it here for $4!

Up next: Patch 1.1 will include a much-requested Save&Quit feature. Cheers!

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“Very different. Excitingly different.”
Rock Paper Shotgun

“Pretty damn good stealth game, actually”
TotalBiscuit

About the Game

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.

Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover.

  • A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
  • Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
  • Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
  • Tons of crafty gadgets to master
  • Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
  • Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
  • Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
  • Controller support
  • The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!

About 2DArray


2DArray is previously known for web game hits like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.

About tinyBuild GAMES


tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games:

  • Co-developing SpeedRunners -- currently in Early Access on Steam
  • Working with 3rd party devs on games like Not the Robots (live on Steam)
  • Preparing to release Fearless Fantasy and other unannounced titles
  • Unannounced super-secret in-house game

PC System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.5Ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
    • DirectX: Version 7.0
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space

Mac System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS 10.5 or later
    • Processor: 1.5Ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space

Linux System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Processor: 1.5Ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
    • Hard Drive: 300 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
18 of 23 people (78%) found this review helpful
211 products in account
8 reviews
21.1 hrs on record
In real life, I am a robot that does not eat furniture, so this really helped me understand what life is like for furniture-eating robots.

The answer?

Short.

Luckily, there is no shortage of them.
Posted: March 3rd, 2014
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
327 products in account
63 reviews
2.1 hrs on record
It's a Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator.

Personally I had a blast going through trying to survive. I think you can tell by looking at the store page whether or not it would be your type of thing. This is really hard to review due to how unique it is.
Posted: May 24th, 2014
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
16 products in account
1 review
2.9 hrs on record
Want to be a robot that eats furniture get not the robots
Posted: March 29th, 2014
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
124 products in account
55 reviews
3.0 hrs on record
You are a robot moving floor to floor, building to building, eating as much furniture as you can without getting destroyed by lasers, forcefields, sentries that look like skulls, and more using upgrades and powerups, such as teleportation, invisibility, etc., obtained along your adventure through the many buildings and enemies you will encounter. Only people who belong in an insane asylum would not want this game.
Posted: June 14th, 2014
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
15 products in account
13 reviews
6.8 hrs on record
satisfied but
in an upcoming update there needs to be a multiplayer feature so you can you friends can compete for who gets the most funiture or who can not die first and have humans walk aroud.
AT LEAST THE PROMOTION WAS THERE $4 babe!
Posted: March 10th, 2014
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