Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
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Very Positive (528 reviews) - 85% of the 528 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 19, 2014

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About This Game

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

System Requirements

SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Helpful customer reviews
210 of 303 people (69%) found this review helpful
318 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: January 24
No porn
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86 of 136 people (63%) found this review helpful
147 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 24, 2015
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100/10 Would have a seizure again. The only con is that i like my martini shaken not stirred.
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20 of 25 people (80%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
7.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 14, 2015
This game is so good, an unholy union of platformer, first person shooter and bullet hell.
By all means it should not exit.
But I am so ♥♥♥♥ing glad it does.

A challenging game with quite a bit of "dip your toes into the water" levels to get you warmed up.
In fact you'll probably think it's too easy after playing the first 3 missions but they were just preparing you for the struggle ahead, this is not an easy game but god damn it's so satisfying to mawl down hundreds of enemies.

Only complain is the inability to listen to the soundtrack or the lack of a list of songs MOST OF THE MUSIC IN THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥ING AMAZING
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13 of 17 people (76%) found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: November 24, 2015
The main menu song is awesome and so is the game, but please add multiplayer or co-op it would make this even better :D
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: March 25
Addicting Bullet Nonsense

Drunken Robot Pronography... I... I don't really know how to explain this game to you. No, it doesn't have anything to do with pornography. Yes, it does have something to do with drunken robots. Or at least I think so.

Drunken Robot Pornography is a FPS-arcade-bullet-hell. And that's pretty much it. There's not much else going on with the game besides a pretty absurd and nonexistent plot. Don't get me wrong. The plot is fun but it's only a shell around the game. It doesn't enhance the experience by any means but gives you a couple of good laughs throughout the game. The gameplay is the thing in this game.

The gameplay of Drunken Robot Pornography is fun, original and tight. Even though the key gameplay elements are simple the hyperactive tempo of the gameplay and amount of things you need to keep track of you soon realize the controls are fine as they are. It's the eye coordination you need to get going.

But truthfully it's not the gameplay, nor the interesting title, but the transition between FPS game and a bullet-hell game. Drunekn Robot Pornography is the first proper FPS-bullet-hell game to be released and that's the main selling point of this game. Drunken Robot Pornography has it's flaws but because of how well they managed to create a FPS-bullet-hell game is amazing. If you've ever enjoued playing games like Touhou or eXceed and are looking for a bit different kind of experience you should buy this immmediatly.

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