Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
User reviews: Very Positive (294 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 19, 2014

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About This Game

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

System Requirements

PC
Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Helpful customer reviews
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
I had high expectations for this game but it failed to deliver. One gun for the entire game? Come on!

Get Tower of Guns instead.
Posted: October 1
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Terrible gunplay - look at enemy, hold button down until enemy is gone.
Posted: September 28
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
This game is so stupid that it's awesome!
5 stars!
Posted: October 2
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
In order to get the full experience from this game It's highly recommended to be eyther:

1: Drunk
2: Nakid

Or any combination of the two.
Posted: October 8
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3.9 hrs on record
Keep doing what you do, Dejobaan. Weird and repetitive, game mechanics be damned. Building a robot is damn near impossible to do without training. Endless waves serve for a relaxing experience.
Posted: September 25
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1.7 hrs on record
WHERE CAN I GET THIS SOUNDTRACK!!! Seriously this is what I love about random steam games that pop up in my "Things you might like" list. Ok so Drunken Robot Pornography [DRP] for short is a first person boss battle bullet hell, and to say this game is a sensory overload is an understatement, this game takes your senses and throws them into a cannon aimed at the moon then fires, you are constantly being barraged by stuff, there's enemies constantly comming at you, the music fits the mood and the level, the graphics are beautiful, and the banter between suit and Matimoto is pretty damn hilarious, and the good thing about the game is that it is only hard if you suck, if you're stuck on a level, keep trying it takes a little bit to get into the swing of things but that's about it, the control scheme is so easy WASD to move, aim with the mouse, LMB shoots things, RMB activates your special ability [assuming you managed to pick one up] speaking of special abilities if you happen to have the Orbital Friendship Cannon, any titan you come across is toast, at times it seems like the game is a bit to easy, but luckily there is the community out there constantly making new maps, and titans, not to mention Drunken Robot Battle Royale, this game is worth the 14 dollars, and hell if you have the extra cash pick up the 3 pack, give it to your friends, they'll love you for it, I think.
Posted: September 23
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8.4 hrs on record
A wacky bullet-hell type FPS with personality up to the mountains. Fluent controls, a nice futuristic look and sound, and plenty of levels to tackle make this a title to play. Imagine if this had multiplayer? It would be insane.
Posted: October 16
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4.7 hrs on record
While the name itself might be a bit..off, the game is a blast to play. And I quite literally mean a blast.

You assume the role of Reuben Matsumoto, an owner of a local bar that used robots as service employees. Unfortunately for Reuben, one of his robots, named Tim, had a change of heart. He went rogue, and decided to take ALL of your robots with him. Oh, and he burned down your bar. Just because.

The game takes you on a wild journey through the city, fighting robots left and right. These robots very in size, from being as tiny as a cube, to being as tall as the Eiffel Tower (/s). Drunken Robot Pornography also brings something new to the table, in the form of a bullet hell FPS. Think of it as shooting anything and everything while dodging anything & everything from your perspective of your own eyes.

The game also features a robot maker, so you can design your own for others to see in the Workshop. Who knows, maybe Tim-senpai might notice it. Totally won't steal the design for his own use.
Posted: October 20
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12.7 hrs on record
Great fun, bonkers, as usual not as funny as a funny game thinks it is, but a visual treat and generally not boring, although a few of the levels are SO HARD... drop it to Easy once you pass level 40 and you'll probably have more fun... I spent hours failing some levels on Normal.
Posted: October 12
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1.8 hrs on record
THe fact that it makes no logical sense makes it even better. A bullet hell on OH SO MANY drugs.
Posted: October 9
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2.4 hrs on record
a very fun game and very addictive 100% no porn
Posted: October 4
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1.5 hrs on record
This game made my day.
Posted: September 24
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62 of 89 people (70%) found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Best porn I have seen in a looooooong time.
Posted: June 12
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12 of 14 people (86%) found this review helpful
17.0 hrs on record
I kind of suck at this game but still I kind of love it. It's a meat boy kind of experience when you never feel like you are quite good enough but still you feel kind of awesome all the time, even when you are dying horribly.

Are you good at dodging bullets? Jumping and flying a jetpack? Shooting robots? Shooting bigger robots? Collecting martinis? All at the same time on small platforms that you really should try not to miss while doing allt he jumping, shooting and collecting? If so, good luck!

One thing I truly love in this game is that it's quite easy to make your own big ♥♥♥ robots and amazing maps in the in game editor. Also it got a great community =)
Posted: April 30
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45 of 75 people (60%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
I thought there was porn
Posted: July 1
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26 of 42 people (62%) found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
I was very excited to get my hands on this one. Very very excited. It was awesome for the first couple hours.
It's a very fun game until you get to the TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE "no weapons, collect-a-thons".
Why Dejobaan games put in these levels I have no idea. They completely ruin the game for me.
You must collect bottles and "bank" them to score points. Everytime you get hit you lose a chunk of your collected bottles. It's not so bad at first, but shortly it gets to the point where you can't move around without slamming into something, usually multiple things in a row, and you lose all your collected bottles. Not only that but it is timed, so you basically need to get it all in one bank or you'll fail. AND THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR GUN! the difficulty in some of these levels is a sharp incline because the number of enemies increases exponentially, and you can't clear a f@#$ing path. OH- Some also have no floor, so if you miss your landing by avoiding an enemy, you lose all your bottles.

INCREDIBLY frustrating. I can't recommend this until these levels are fixed. Whats a "bullet hell" where they take away your guns? I don't remember that being a thing.

MORE TIME -or- MORE BOTTLES -or- LESS ENEMIES -or- GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN GUN!
Posted: June 27
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
Downsides:
- The game progresses way too fast. I had passed three levels by the time I figured the controls out. I have no idea how the first few titans even looked like.
- The gameplay itself is way too slow-paced even though I expected a 3D bullet hell. Bullets/lasers, enemies and I are too slow. This disappointed me the most.
- Easy. The enemies are stupid, predictable and fragile. Their weak points are brightly highlighted on titans as they fall apart after a few shots. It is as though they wanted to remind the players of transiency of life. Time seems to be the only major constraint (which further contributes to the allegory). There are few levels I would call challenging.
- Expensive. The price is too high for a game that almost feels unfinished.

Upsides:
+ The game overall is very fun.
+ Dejobaan Games' absurd and cnidarian sense of humour.
+ Nice references sprinkled around make the game a lot more entertaining.
+ "Provoking" soundtrack.
+ Bright graphics make you really feel in a Douglas Adams inspired gaudy cyberpunk world.
+ Allows me to change my FoV. I wish more games let me do this.

Overall, I recommend this if you are looking for simple fun and don't have high expectations from the price.
Posted: August 2
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
I was told there would be porn.
Posted: August 4
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
There was no pornography, I was disappointed.
Posted: September 12
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6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Finally a porn game on steam with 18+ robot porn
Robot on robot/Gears/Bolts/bullets
Posted: June 12
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