Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
User reviews: Very Positive (299 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 19, 2014

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About This Game

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

System Requirements

PC
Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Helpful customer reviews
7 of 7 people (100%) found this review helpful
12.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 12
Great fun, bonkers, as usual not as funny as a funny game thinks it is, but a visual treat and generally not boring, although a few of the levels are SO HARD... drop it to Easy once you pass level 40 and you'll probably have more fun... I spent hours failing some levels on Normal.
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
8.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 16
A wacky bullet-hell type FPS with personality up to the mountains. Fluent controls, a nice futuristic look and sound, and plenty of levels to tackle make this a title to play. Imagine if this had multiplayer? It would be insane.
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 24
Fun. Very silly: giant (as in, some of them are "Sweet Merciful Crap!" giant) ludicrous robots are attacking Future Boston, which apparently will be laid out like Quake 3/UT maps that involved lots of jump pads. Cool, polygonal enemy design with bright colors.

Individual levels/challenges are very fast and self-contained, so you can jump into the game for just a few minutes if you want a quick frag break.

Excellent humor. Pretty great soundtrack, too.

(Note: I was given a free download code by the developer. Still would think the game was fun regardless, but I'm putting that out there if anyone thinks it's important.)
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21 of 35 people (60%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: October 8
In order to get the full experience from this game It's highly recommended to be eyther:

1: Drunk
2: Nakid

Or any combination of the two.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: October 30
If you can get past the offensive name, you will find a really fun game that combines first-person shooter and bullet-hell arcade shooter. Collecting power-ups and other bits and bobs while dodging lasers and bullets is pretty fun. And if it isn't chaotic enough, you can download "bosses" made by others to see just how many bullets, lasers, etc. you can dodge at any given time.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 20
While the name itself might be a bit..off, the game is a blast to play. And I quite literally mean a blast.

You assume the role of Reuben Matsumoto, an owner of a local bar that used robots as service employees. Unfortunately for Reuben, one of his robots, named Tim, had a change of heart. He went rogue, and decided to take ALL of your robots with him. Oh, and he burned down your bar. Just because.

The game takes you on a wild journey through the city, fighting robots left and right. These robots very in size, from being as tiny as a cube, to being as tall as the Eiffel Tower (/s). Drunken Robot Pornography also brings something new to the table, in the form of a bullet hell FPS. Think of it as shooting anything and everything while dodging anything & everything from your perspective of your own eyes.

The game also features a robot maker, so you can design your own for others to see in the Workshop. Who knows, maybe Tim-senpai might notice it. Totally won't steal the design for his own use.
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5 of 9 people (56%) found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 4
a very fun game and very addictive 100% no porn
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3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: October 9
THe fact that it makes no logical sense makes it even better. A bullet hell on OH SO MANY drugs.
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2 of 5 people (40%) found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
Posted: October 28
Mah Brain...Wat!?
Voxel based, bullet hell, arena FPS.
Kaleidoscopic rainbow of fun, could use some multiplayer!
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6 of 17 people (35%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 2
This game is so stupid that it's awesome!
5 stars!
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4 of 17 people (24%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: October 1
I had high expectations for this game but it failed to deliver. One gun for the entire game? Come on!

Get Tower of Guns instead.
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63 of 94 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
Best porn I have seen in a looooooong time.
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33 of 53 people (62%) found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 27
I was very excited to get my hands on this one. Very very excited. It was awesome for the first couple hours.
It's a very fun game until you get to the TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE "no weapons, collect-a-thons".
Why Dejobaan games put in these levels I have no idea. They completely ruin the game for me.
You must collect bottles and "bank" them to score points. Everytime you get hit you lose a chunk of your collected bottles. It's not so bad at first, but shortly it gets to the point where you can't move around without slamming into something, usually multiple things in a row, and you lose all your collected bottles. Not only that but it is timed, so you basically need to get it all in one bank or you'll fail. AND THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR GUN! the difficulty in some of these levels is a sharp incline because the number of enemies increases exponentially, and you can't clear a f@#$ing path. OH- Some also have no floor, so if you miss your landing by avoiding an enemy, you lose all your bottles.

INCREDIBLY frustrating. I can't recommend this until these levels are fixed. Whats a "bullet hell" where they take away your guns? I don't remember that being a thing.

MORE TIME -or- MORE BOTTLES -or- LESS ENEMIES -or- GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN GUN!
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50 of 86 people (58%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: July 1
I thought there was porn
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10 of 14 people (71%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
This game. It had such promise, but...my enjoyment for this game quickly turned into frustration.

Not because it was hard. I mean, it was hard, but it wasn't a good kind of hard.

When a game is hard, but we keep playing it, it's because we know we can do it--that the only thing screwing us over is the fact that we're not good enough, but if we train and perservere, we can overcome the challenge.

This game did not provide this. In fact, what I found in this game was a load of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I'll start off with what I liked about this game: It had a really good sense of humor. The song you got during the menu screen was also pretty awesome. The dialogue was cool and I think it told its story pretty well.

What got to me was the gameplay though.

It starts off easy as ♥♥♥♥. Level one, you're facing down a boss. Round starts, it's so easy to kill him without him landing a single shot on you. 30 seconds max. Congrats on the achievement.

Five levels later, you're dealing with a small island, narrow paths and enemies flying at you from everywhere. It wouldn't be a problem if the physics of this game were any good! There is just so little deceleration that if you're running full speed and you see a ledge, you're going to fall off that ledge. Oh, and that jetpack? Good luck using it to get back up.

When you have momentum in this game, it's very hard to change that momentum. Slow down? Try again. Turn around because you've accidentally gone off the path due to avoiding an enemy? HA! That's not happening. Jetpack to safety? You don't have the fuel to stay in the air nearly long enough for your momentum to change direction.

Oh, and remember: those paths are not intended to be there so you can navigate them with ease. Really, the enemies aren't even your biggest threat. It's falling off that is! I'm fine with a few areas to fall off, but this game just makes it impossible to do any sort of manuevering once you get far enough.

The objectives are typically to get a certain amount of points in a couple minute timespan. It's not fun. That's not what a bullet hell is. Will not recommend buying.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 2
Downsides:
- The game progresses way too fast. I had passed three levels by the time I figured the controls out. I have no idea how the first few titans even looked like.
- The gameplay itself is way too slow-paced even though I expected a 3D bullet hell. Bullets/lasers, enemies and I are too slow. This disappointed me the most.
- Easy. The enemies are stupid, predictable and fragile. Their weak points are brightly highlighted on titans as they fall apart after a few shots. It is as though they wanted to remind the players of transiency of life. Time seems to be the only major constraint (which further contributes to the allegory). There are few levels I would call challenging.
- Expensive. The price is too high for a game that almost feels unfinished.

Upsides:
+ The game overall is very fun.
+ Dejobaan Games' absurd and cnidarian sense of humour.
+ Nice references sprinkled around make the game a lot more entertaining.
+ "Provoking" soundtrack.
+ Bright graphics make you really feel in a Douglas Adams inspired gaudy cyberpunk world.
+ Allows me to change my FoV. I wish more games let me do this.

Overall, I recommend this if you are looking for simple fun and don't have high expectations from the price.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
Witty fun, if you like the Portal games style of humor but thought that there wasn't enough seizure inducing chaos, this is the game for you.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
18.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 21
Lasers, Martinis, Sexy Robots, and more power-ups than you know what to do with. Oh I forgot to mention the jetpack and all important ORBITAL FRIENSHIP CANNON, CANNON, CANNON!!!!!
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6 of 10 people (60%) found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
An ultimatley dissapointing game.
Been on my wishlist for some time, its a cool concept. Playing it however, it feels shallow and amatuerishly put together. which it is I suppose but thats no real excuse for shoddy worksmanship.

Why? the radar is awful, making it feel incredibly cheap and frustrating when your hit from behind.
the bosses and enemies are all a bit simplistic, which isnt compensated for by the total lack of variety in gameplay. I do mean TOTAL.

Also, while not inherintley being a fault with the game, it failed to advertise in their steam page any of its score attack features. people who like to be surprised, therefore doing little to no research before hand, might be rather dissapointed to discover this.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 13
"Drunken Robot Pornography"? Well, I like silly names as much as the next guy...

*watches trailer*

I mean... why wouldn't I buy this? And then I proceeded to have hours of old school shooter fun. This game is as fun as it looks, and you are going to get challenged.
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