Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call most trusted babysitter. When babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she cant read downstairs because there's no electricity (parents didnt want children reading Marx all night long).
So, she calls parents and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say it okay, but babysitter has one final request. She ask if she could cover up Lenin statue outside bedroom window with blanket or cloth, because it make her nervous.
Phone line is silent for moment, and father who say, "Take children and get out of house. We will call militia. We do not have Lenin statue."
Militia find all three of house occupants dead because KGB kill them for try to cover Lenin statue. Then militia arrest parents for not having Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.