The Witch's grimoire full of spells has been found in Hellside!
What secrets and magic might it hold..?

A lot of secrets, actually!
Today represents The Weaponographist's first official content patch!
We're calling it "Survivalation", but it includes even more than that!

Complete the game on Normal once to unlock the endless Survival Mode.

An infinite dungeon full of increasingly harder enemies, Survival Mode is the ultimate test of your skills at combat.
Keep up your speed at all possible times!! The longer you spend underground, the more aggressive your curse will become.
With every moment that ticks by, your combo meter is getting faster and faster!

Including New Leaderboards for greater challenges!

Strewn throughout this new play mode are a number of the Witch's mysterious Grimoire Pages.

With every Survival room completed, you'll earn more of these powerful grimoire pages, in larger and larger numbers. Venture as deep as you possibly can to complete the witch's spell book!

Pages can be used to unlock Jinxes - mysterious game modifiers that affect all modes of play to completely change the way combat is done.

• What if... Your weapon changed out of your control..?
  
• What if... Every time you grab a same weapon, your damage starts to stack..?
  
• What if... A bunch of other fun and silly things!!

Some Jinxes help, and some Jinxes hurt -- But, you can mix and match them all!!

Of course, every patch in history has always included a list of ninja fixes.
Most of these, from player feedback!

Here's a small sample:

• Lessened the "ice skating on the moon". Ya bullies! :)
  
• Satyrs are a little less confused. Thanks, Jupiter!
  
• Smartened up a few behaviors and hitboxes.
  
• Slime Storms rebalanced to be a little bit shorter.
  
• Some enemy layouts improved a bit for fun.
  
• Prevented some cheating we saw happening.
  
• New Achievements!

Shazam!
Danny

The Witch's grimoire full of spells has been found in Hellside!
What secrets and magic might it hold..?

A lot of secrets, actually!
Today represents The Weaponographist's first official content patch!
We're calling it "Survivalation", but it includes even more than that!

Complete the game on Normal once to unlock the endless Survival Mode.

An infinite dungeon full of increasingly harder enemies, Survival Mode is the ultimate test of your skills at combat.
Keep up your speed at all possible times!! The longer you spend underground, the more aggressive your curse will become.
With every moment that ticks by, your combo meter is getting faster and faster!

Including New Leaderboards for greater challenges!

Strewn throughout this new play mode are a number of the Witch's mysterious Grimoire Pages.

With every Survival room completed, you'll earn more of these powerful grimoire pages, in larger and larger numbers. Venture as deep as you possibly can to complete the witch's spell book!

Pages can be used to unlock Jinxes - mysterious game modifiers that affect all modes of play to completely change the way combat is done.

• What if... Your weapon changed out of your control..?
  
• What if... Every time you grab a same weapon, your damage starts to stack..?
  
• What if... A bunch of other fun and silly things!!

Some Jinxes help, and some Jinxes hurt -- But, you can mix and match them all!!

Of course, every patch in history has always included a list of ninja fixes.
Most of these, from player feedback!

Here's a small sample:

• Lessened the "ice skating on the moon". Ya bullies! :)
  
• Satyrs are a little less confused. Thanks, Jupiter!
  
• Smartened up a few behaviors and hitboxes.
  
• Slime Storms rebalanced to be a little bit shorter.
  
• Some enemy layouts improved a bit for fun.
  
• Prevented some cheating we saw happening.
  
• New Achievements!

Shazam!
Danny

Hey all!

Just a quick little news drop today.
Curse was kind enough to reach out to us over at PAX East and offer us our own little wiki, on the illustrious Gamepedia.
Sounds like fun, me thoughted!

And so!
The Weaponographist Wiki is Now Live!!

Please feel more than free to hop in and add or edit anything you think might help people dig in. Or, if you're shy... what do you think ought to be added? We all know I can ramble on and on all day. :)

Match Two of the Weaponographist Tournament is today, in just a couple hours!! Match One was tons of fun, and I expect no less today.

Today at 7PST!

Huzzah!!
Danny

Hey all!

Just a quick little news drop today.
Curse was kind enough to reach out to us over at PAX East and offer us our own little wiki, on the illustrious Gamepedia.
Sounds like fun, me thoughted!

And so!
The Weaponographist Wiki is Now Live!!

Please feel more than free to hop in and add or edit anything you think might help people dig in. Or, if you're shy... what do you think ought to be added? We all know I can ramble on and on all day. :)

Match Two of the Weaponographist Tournament is today, in just a couple hours!! Match One was tons of fun, and I expect no less today.

Today at 7PST!

Huzzah!!
Danny

Do you like going fast, seeing people go fast, and general all-around fastness..?

Then, good news!
We're having a little Weaponographist Tournament, and it starts this coming week.
A handful of people, going head-to-head, to see who can complete Normal Mode of the game the fastest.
We count to three, we start at the same time, and one bloody winner emerges.
Most of the top of the leaderboard will be there, so I'm betting we'll see some new records being set.

Records, right? Exciting, right?!

Check Out The Brackets Here
And You Can Watch the Action Live Here!!

Did I mention there might be some new things to play coming soon?
Like.... now might be a good time to max a save file, you know?
I'm just saying... being strong is being ready and all, right..?
Hope you survive the experience! X-Men reference unrelated...

You know waddai mean....

Hooray!
Danny

Do you like going fast, seeing people go fast, and general all-around fastness..?

Then, good news!
We're having a little Weaponographist Tournament, and it starts this coming week.
A handful of people, going head-to-head, to see who can complete Normal Mode of the game the fastest.
We count to three, we start at the same time, and one bloody winner emerges.
Most of the top of the leaderboard will be there, so I'm betting we'll see some new records being set.

Records, right? Exciting, right?!

Check Out The Brackets Here
And You Can Watch the Action Live Here!!

Did I mention there might be some new things to play coming soon?
Like.... now might be a good time to max a save file, you know?
I'm just saying... being strong is being ready and all, right..?
Hope you survive the experience! X-Men reference unrelated...

You know waddai mean....

Hooray!
Danny

This just in! Hellside is under attack!!!

If you live in the town of Hellside, you need to get indoors and you need to take cover! The demons have returned, and they seem to be upset.
(Did you remember to feed the demons, Dave? You know they get upset when you don't feed them...)

Five sprint-ful depths of hellish minions, thirty-odd weapons, and a Lot of running around like a goon.

Your weapons are going to break. Don't get too attached.
You'll need to go fast. Sloth is how the curse takes hold.
You need to stay alive, too. Dying is... just plain bad, I guess.

This week only, we're also offering an early-adopter 20% discount.
Plus! If you own our previous game, Concursion, you get an even deeper discount! 33% (dat's a thurd) Off a dungeon filled with various, ridiculous horrors.

So, you know... more vidja games to play, amirite?

The Launch Trailer is here and Dope!!

Loooove youuuu,
Danny

This just in! Hellside is under attack!!!

If you live in the town of Hellside, you need to get indoors and you need to take cover! The demons have returned, and they seem to be upset.
(Did you remember to feed the demons, Dave? You know they get upset when you don't feed them...)

Five sprint-ful depths of hellish minions, thirty-odd weapons, and a Lot of running around like a goon.

Your weapons are going to break. Don't get too attached.
You'll need to go fast. Sloth is how the curse takes hold.
You need to stay alive, too. Dying is... just plain bad, I guess.

This week only, we're also offering an early-adopter 20% discount.
Plus! If you own our previous game, Concursion, you get an even deeper discount! 33% (dat's a thurd) Off a dungeon filled with various, ridiculous horrors.

So, you know... more vidja games to play, amirite?

The Launch Trailer is here and Dope!!

Loooove youuuu,
Danny

Oh em geez. Oh em geez. Oh em geez!!!11one!

The time has finally come, and the demo is released!
Two furious depths of demonic carnage, served fresh from the dungeon at Hellside!
Our (super meaty) demo is out today, and contains all manner of demons, powerups, and weapons to explore.
(My personal favorite is probably shooting a tuba at a monkey man. But, that's just me...)

Beyond that, we're running a Contest All Week!!
The Top Three times (Each Day!) in the last depth of this demo (Depth 2) can win a full-length free copy of the game when it comes out (Wednesday, the 29th!).
Just kill them demons, buy your upgrades, and smash through Depth 2 as fast as you can!

To Enter:
Just post a screengrab of your Victory Screen with your awesome time to either:
1) Here, in our Steam Forums
2) Dem Twitters (Make sure to use #Weaponographist)

The top three times of each day will be picked, and get a copy on release day!

Polish your chainsaws! Sharpen your tubas!
Get in there and kill!!


Huzzah!!
-Danny

Oh em geez. Oh em geez. Oh em geez!!!11one!

The time has finally come, and the demo is released!
Two furious depths of demonic carnage, served fresh from the dungeon at Hellside!
Our (super meaty) demo is out today, and contains all manner of demons, powerups, and weapons to explore.
(My personal favorite is probably shooting a tuba at a monkey man. But, that's just me...)

Beyond that, we're running a Contest All Week!!
The Top Three times (Each Day!) in the last depth of this demo (Depth 2) can win a full-length free copy of the game when it comes out (Wednesday, the 29th!).
Just kill them demons, buy your upgrades, and smash through Depth 2 as fast as you can!

To Enter:
Just post a screengrab of your Victory Screen with your awesome time to either:
1) Here, in our Steam Forums
2) Dem Twitters (Make sure to use #Weaponographist)

The top three times of each day will be picked, and get a copy on release day!

Polish your chainsaws! Sharpen your tubas!
Get in there and kill!!


Huzzah!!
-Danny