Do Not Feed the Monkeys - Amber Jam
The Ministry is pleased to announce Beholder: Conductor is now officially available on Steam!
You’ve been appointed the senior conductor of the Determination Bringer, the country’s legendary train — where every decision you make on board matters.


What is Beholder: Conductor?
It’s a spin-off of the Beholder series — a narrative-driven game where you monitor passengers, enforce the law (or bend it), complete secret missions, and uncover hidden agendas — all while riding a train that everyone’s watching. Spy, search, report... or don’t. Just remember: someone is always watching you too.

The choices you make throughout the game shape the story — your loyalty, your silence, or your betrayal will all lead to multiple endings. Will you follow orders, or take matters into your own hands?

Spotted a bug or something that doesn’t look right? Help us maintain order by filling out the bug report form.

And if your journey leaves an impression, consider sharing your thoughts in a review — the Ministry listens closely to loyal passengers.

For the next 10 days, the game will be available at a 10% discount:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2825530/Beholder_Conductor
Your train is ready, comrade. Don’t be late.
Do Not Feed the Monkeys - Amber Jam
Dear Primate Observation Club Members,

Hold onto your seats because Do Not Feed the Monkeys has an electrifying deal that'll have you glued to your screens! The game is joining the Steam Autumn Sale with a massive 80% discount from November 27, 10 AM Pacific to December 4, 10 AM Pacific! Grab your copy now and get ready to start your next observing shift.



But wait, there's more! We're excited to introduce the Stories Unseen Bundle, featuring Do Not Feed the Monkeys and The Bookwalker! Dive into the captivating worlds of voyeuristic observation and journey between reality and book worlds. Get both games together for an even better deal:

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/47083/Stories_Unseen/
Looking for even more great deals? Don't miss our Alawar Steam page for fantastic offers, with discounts of up to 85% on other games: https://store.steampowered.com/publisher/alawar

See you,
Primate Observation Club 💛
Do Not Feed the Monkeys - Amber Jam
Are you ready to unleash your inner martial arts master? Karate Survivor is live, ready to throw you into the gritty, fast-paced world of 80s street brawls!

In this survivor-like roguelite, every corner of the city is your battleground. Fend off relentless thugs using fists, feet, and anything you can get your hands on – from mop handles to plastic flamingos! Your surroundings are part of your arsenal. Push over scaffolding, swing microwave doors, and turn the world into a weapon.


What awaits you in Karate Survivor:

  • Improvised Combat: Use whatever you can get your hands on to dismantle your enemies. Even a toy hammer can be lethal!
  • Environmental Warfare: Manipulate the streets to your advantage. Push objects at enemies, bring down scaffolding, or slam them with a microwave door.
  • Dynamic Combos: Mix and match dozens of attacks into unique six-move combos. Find the most devastating combos to suit your style.
  • Progression and Mastery: Unlock and master techniques that stay with you across runs. Every fight brings you closer to martial arts mastery.
  • Fast-paced Runs and Boss Battles: Face fierce bosses across gritty locations in epic, high-speed showdowns.
Also, we’ll be adding a new challenge mode as a New Game+ with increased difficulty in an upcoming post-release patch for those eager to test their skills.

Stay tuned and grab Karate Survivor now with a 10% launch discount. Don’t forget to leave a review to support us!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3027930/Karate_Survivor/
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Technotopia, a game developed by Yustas and published by Alawar, is now available on Windows and macOS! The city of the future awaits, and it’s your time to take control.

As the AI Iris, you are tasked with creating the perfect city in a world fractured by social and economic unrest. The metropolis teeters on the edge of chaos, and the balance between competing factions is fragile. Every decision you make will shape the fate of Technotopia – will you build a utopia, or let the city descend into turmoil?



What awaits you in Technotopia:

  • 4 Faction-Driven Questlines: Capitalists, aristocrats, politicians, and common citizens all want control of the city. Navigate their conflicting agendas and choose your allies wisely – each storyline will alter the city’s future.
  • 100+ Unique Buildings: Construct skyscrapers, parks, residential zones, and industrial hubs. Every building you place will influence the balance of power, helping or hindering different factions. Strategically combine city blocks to maximize efficiency and unlock special bonuses.
  • 50+ Dynamic Events: From everyday mishaps to faction conflicts, every event in Technotopia is shaped by your choices, with consequences that ripple across the city.
  • Factions' Influence: Every decision shifts the delicate balance between the city’s ruling groups. Will you appease the elites, or side with the people?
  • City News & Criminal Activity: As crime rises, new challenges emerge, forcing you to make tough decisions. Stay informed through real-time news reports that reflect the impact of your actions on the city's order.
Get the game with a 10% launch discount and share your feedback on Technotopia – we’re excited to hear your thoughts! Join our Discord to stay up to date on the latest news.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2825110/Technotopia/
Do Not Feed the Monkeys - Amber Jam
Necroking has officially emerged from the shadows and is now live on Windows and macOS!

The world is crumbling under chaos. Cities are rotting and the living dare to stand in your way. But fear not, because you are the Necroking – master of the undead, wielder of dark magic, and bringer of doom. It’s time to raise your army and show the world what real power looks like!



What awaits you in Necroking:
  • Become the Death Monarch. Command over 30 unique undead minions and crush anyone who stands against you.
  • Vast Skull Deckbuilding. Customize your deck, unlock powerful unites, and devastate your enemies.
  • 4 diverse biomes. Each with its own deadly challenges and unique bosses.
  • King’s Secret. Unravel the mystery of the King as you journey through a dark, twisted story.
You can already play Necroking on Steam Deck using the trackpads, and we’re hard at work on adding full controller and Steam Deck support in upcoming updates. Stay tuned and join our Discord server to keep up with all the news!

Get the game with a 10% launch discount and leave feedback on Necroking – we can’t wait to hear what you think:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2852980/Necroking/
Do Not Feed the Monkeys - Amber Jam
Dear club members,

We're exited to introduce Kingsgrave, a gloomy adventure inspired by classic Zelda games. Gain more power and obtain new combat skills as you explore the fractured land, slay foes created by plague, solve puzzles and rebuild villages. Reclaim your realm!



What awaits you on this thorny path:
  • Gather resources, reconstruct buildings, and restore subjects' houses, while defeating enemies to revive the realm and restore its prosperity. Your strength grows with each restoration, solidifying your reign as a wise monarch.
  • Slay plague creatures, purge the land of monsters, and sharpen your combat skills to protect your subjects and restore life to the wastelands. Equip yourself with powerful gear to overcome any foe.
  • Traverse forests, deserts, volcanoes, and catacombs in an interconnected world. Solve challenging puzzles, uncover hidden paths, and navigate perilous terrain on a journey worthy of a true king.
The fate of the realm hangs in the balance, awaiting the guiding hand of a true sovereign. Will you answer the call and lead your people to triumph, or will you allow darkness to consume your lands? The choice, dear ruler, is yours to make. Let the legacy of Kingsgrave begin!

Get the game with a 10% launch discount now:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2644360/Kingsgrave/

See you,
Primate Observation Club
Do Not Feed the Monkeys - Amber Jam
Dear Club members,

Let’s see what we have prepared for you this time.

Hold onto your seats because Do Not Feed the Monkeys has an electrifying deal that'll have you glued to your screens! It’s an 85% discount on the daily deal that lasts only two weeks, until April 26th. Grab your copy now and start your observing shift.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/658850/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys/

But that's not all! Alawar is celebrating its remarkable 25th Anniversary! 🎈

For a quarter of a century, we've been striving to create and publish interesting games and deliver exciting and unforgettable gaming experiences. To thank you for your loyalty, support, and involvement, we’ve prepared unprecedented discounts not only for Do Not Feed the Monkeys but also for the biggest hits of Alawar, with discounts of up to 90%!

Come and visit the Alawar 25th Anniversary sale page until April 22nd to uncover more games waiting to be in your library:
https://store.steampowered.com/publisher/alawar/sale/alawar25

Follow Alawar on Steam to stay tuned for the latest news and upcoming releases.

See you,
Primate Observation Club
Do Not Feed the Monkeys - Amber Jam
Dear Club members,

We're thrilled to announce that Alawar Premium has become a publisher for the upcoming metroidvania adventure called Kingsgrave developing by Egg or Chicken Games.


Kingsgrave is a gloomy metroidvania adventure inspired by classic Zelda games and set in the dark world of the wilting lands. You, as a reborn king, have only one purpose — to restore the kingdom from decaying ruins to its former glory!



The new era of the wilting lands of Kingsgrave is coming in 2024. Do you dare to become brave enough to take on the role of a king and restore the kingdom from decaying ruins to its former glory? Challenge yourself — wishlist Kingsgrave now:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2644360/Kingsgrave

If you don't want to wait for a pigeon for ages to receive the latest news, follow us on Discord & Twitter instead.

See you,
Primate Observation Club
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Dear Club members,

We're happy to announce that The Fabulous Fear Machine is now available! It's a narrative-driven strategy game with a pulp horror style developed by Fictiorama Studios, the team behind the Do Not Feed the Monkeys games, and published by AMC Games.


What are your deepest desires? Power, wealth, glory? Everything you’ve ever dreamed of is within your reach with The Fabulous Fear Machine. How? By tampering with the most powerful human emotion: fear!

As the Machine's new Master, you must sow fear and expand your influence by creating Legends, harvesting resources, manipulating events, and spying on your enemies.

Create and nurture Legends that lurk in the dark corners of peoples' minds: from cryptids like the Black Dog, to urban legends like Bloody Mary, to conspiracies like Reptilians. With over 80 Legends to choose from, you’ll craft a custom blend of terror for each city you visit!

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/35247/Fear_the_Monkeys/

See you,
Primate Observation Club
Do Not Feed the Monkeys - darxtorn
For all professional digital voyeurs and fans of thrilling simulation games!

We are excited to announce that the highly anticipated sequel, Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 developed by Fictiorama Studios and published by Joystick Ventures, is finally here, and it's ready to take you on an even more exciting journey into the world of the Primate Observation Club 🔥


It’s 2099 and alien knowledge has caused rapid advancements in technology to the point that big corporations now sponsor planets. Stripped of resources, Earth is now a wasteland and humanity has spread across the galaxy. Humans, robots, and aliens now live side by side. It’s time to start your observation from the comfort of your home. Don’t hesitate, make 2099 your year!

To make this release even more exciting, we have two incredible bundles in collaboration with Joystick Ventures:

🔮 Secret Society Bundle:

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/32613/Secret_Society

🐒 Monkey Business Bundle:

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/32452/Monkey_Business

Don't miss out on the opportunity to be part of The Primate Observation Club in the future! And even in the year 2099, the golden rule of the club remains intact: DO NOT FEED THE MONKEYS 🍌

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1964040/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys_2099/

See you in 2099,
Primate Observation Club
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