Hello everyone!
Wanking Simulator will be released on TODAY. Wanking Simulator is an uncompromising game distinguished by a unique gameplay model and absurd humour.

Previously mentioned Wankhan DLC will be pre-included in base game version, so you don't have to download anything more. And IT'S FREE.

Available in-game languages: 11 (English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Turkish)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1007840/Wanking_Simulator

#ABOUT GAME
The game offers several different modes, including an extensive story mode. The story campaign consists of 6 diverse missions, which take place in the city of Gay Bay, a giant office, on another planet and inside an alien ship.

You will be also able to play additional modes – challenges (5 missions), arena (fighting off waves of enemies), parkour (5 missions) and sandbox.

FREE Wankhan DLC gives players the opportunity to travel to the Wankhan region, struggling with a deadly threat – the FAPID-19 virus. Your goal is to recover the antidote from the villains and save human civilisation.

REMEMBER! Surrealism, absurdity and humour are three words that perfectly describe the nature of this production. The final version of the game goes far beyond the expectations that the title can bring to mind. The gameplay is highly varied, additional modes provide even more crazy entertainment, and many elements will surely be a surprise for players. All this is coated with absurd humour and political incorrectness.

The only sexual act the players will encounter is the masturbation of the main character, but no genital organs or organic fluids will be visible in the game.

The game is based on completely absurd assumptions. Some of its elements may seem controversial, in a sense, but they have purely humorous intentions. Developers of this simulator certainly do not intend to offend anyone.

Well, Wankhan DLC is a real thing now, and it's coming for free in the full release!
What's it about, you might ask.

Winston travels to Wankhan after discovering a new virus: Fapid-19.
Some bad guys have stolen the cure, and our mission is to get it back before they destroy it, and to save mankind from this terrible disease.
Also, don't get yourself infected in the process!
4-5 quests to complete, a huge, mesmerizing location; what else does the universe need from
Wankhan DLC?





To clarify, I'm making fun of this damn virus, not people who suffer from it - and to those people, I wish you health.

There's no shame to say what I'm about to say, it is yet another day of me wanking and working drunk on this game.
This damn virus needs to go away for sure, but before it does, let's piss it off with a Wuhan DLC. Well, um, it's obviously not confirmed, but whatcha think? Is it a good idea?



Winston Gay wants to visit Wuhan to help it's inhabitants fight off the virus

Just in case, it's a joke. I really hope this virus will be eliminated soon, and I wish a quick recovery to everyone who's suffering from it.

Hello there, fellow gentlemen.

I would like to inform you all that the full version is still in work, but thankfully, not much is left for me to wank into it.


No idea who this guy is, but he exists

Full version of the game will include following things (and many more, that's not all):

• 6 story missions - each takes 5-30 minutes to complete; and obviously provides new, fun stuff
  
• 2 new game modes - Wank to Live and Challenges
  
• New in-game activities & items (weapons etc.)
  
• Global Score Leaderboard
  
• New in-game settings (for example Funny terrain - makes moveable things react differently, they fly around like crazy, it's fun to look at)

Obviously, those are only the things that have come to my mind at the moment, but there will be much more.
What else can I say, stay tuned.

The demo has been released a few days ago, and I'm hoping everyone is having fun wanking.
Wanking Simulator allows you to change the skin of your character - as of now, there are currently 4 skins, and I'd love to see what you guys can make out of this fine texture:

Winston Texture

If your work is good enough, it has a high chance of ending up in the final product.
Send your entries in this thread / PM me on Steam / via e-mail:
mrciastkufb@gmail.com

The best wanking experience is known to mankind, from the comfort of your home. Visit Gay Bay and deliver some delightful changes to the town's community.


https://store.steampowered.com/app/1212000

Yeah.

As I promised, here goes the Alien mission, in which you gotta rescue your old alien fellow, Jimmy. He's being contained by some bad people.



Most people should be able to recognize SCP-173. He's usually seen as a bad thing - not today. He will help you free Jimmy, and possibly make an appearance later in the game.

After a long wait I can say Wanking Simulator is very close to being finished, be prepared for the release in the upcoming months. It has come a long way, and wanking has never been so entertaining.

Hey, it's been quite a while since I posted here. I wasn't laying the whole time in bed, mind you, I've been working hard on this magnificent product that will change lives forever (for worse, or better, that's up to an individual).



The Story Mode is almost half way done by this point. It will provide you with an amazing experience of wanking & wreaking havoc in Gay Bay, along with a not so terrible story which can't be worse than these action movies nowadays.





A simpler list of changes:

• A hover-car
  
• New Winston skins
  
• New characters
  
• Voice Acting for Winston & other fellows
  
• Air Balloon (don't ask what it's for)
  
• New spells (Gay Tornado, Pony Spell etc.)
  
• Side missions (Car Delivery, Race, Basketball)
  
• A minimap
  
• New items
  
• New story mission: "John Rescue", basically breaking John D*ck out of a police station

The full release might be coming in the next few months, and earlier we'll release a new trailer, because the current one is outdated.

Policeman on his duty

After two months of silence, my man is back with some new stuff to show.

Other than wanking, this amazing game will allow you to experience most of the drugs that aren't legal in our real, boring world.



Now, that is a new information. Winston has an overwhelming fear of baguettes - and as you can see, once LSD is taken, baguette men will come after you. Fight them off and let Winston thrive from fighting his phobia.



Other than that, there's one new character that might interest some of you.
I'm planning to add a mission in Area 51 (here known as Wank 51), from which you can steal an alien and have him help you out on your wanking journey.





Prepare for some more stuff coming, like riding a horse. That's not all.

We all know at this point that Reanu Keeves is an absolute unit and a legend. He had to appear in this production as John D*ck, I couldn't let it pass.

Yeah, I know he doesn't look 100% like him, but let's enjoy what we have.

What exactly will be his role in the game?
You will be able to spawn him and wank together, collecting more points than ever.

Thank you for your attention, fine gentleman.