From the original 90s Deadly Gentlemen to the 2010s reboot Task Force and now the Cccool coming together of Apogee, Night Dive and New Blood, it's been a long ride- and we can't thank you enough for taking it with us! :Triad:

But wait, there's more! As promised...



In just a few short weeks you'll finally be able to tell people THEY'LL BURY YOU IN A LUNCHBOX :Gib:
(and have the lunchbox to back it up!)



You can now get...

[] The OG DOSbox version of Rise of the Triad: Dark War[] Rise of the Triad [2013]
• Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition

For one low price!

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/35375/HUNT_Bundle/

So raise a bowl of priest porridge :Porridge: and celebrate 30 Years of ROTT with us!

On behalf of Apogee, Night Dive, New Blood and the DEVELOPERS OF INCREDIBLE POWER! :Ankh:

HEY KIDS - DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE? :Gib:

Of course you do, that's why you're here. THAT plus ROTT is on sale :Koin:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
PLUS maybe you've been underwhelmed with the new DOOM multiplayer and are hungry for some of that good old fashioned RUNNY RUNNY ZOOM ZOOM BOOM BOOM

Well we've got it for you :Lorelei:

Better yet - this weekend we're running a server featuring ONLY community made maps from the classics like Wolf3D, DOOM, Quake, Hexen and Heretic ːsteamhappyː

You can get them ALL in the SNR Collection:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=320949530
Or download them all individually if you want to do that for some reason:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=530354044
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=482335698
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=517927470
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=522325963
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=526323815
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=409342066
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=500639981
To celebrate all this old-school goodness we've also put ROTT '95 on sale! :Triad:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/238050/

That means it's like $6 to get both new and old ROTT. That's like less than half the cost of one CoD DLC. Make papa Apogee proud of you. Buy a copy for your friends who missed out on the 90s. Those sad sad lost souls... :Porridge:

HEY KIDS - DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE? ːGibː

Of course you do, that's why you're here. THAT plus ROTT is on sale ːKoinː

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
PLUS maybe you've been underwhelmed with the new DOOM multiplayer and are hungry for some of that good old fashioned RUNNY RUNNY ZOOM ZOOM BOOM BOOM

Well we've got it for you ːLoreleiː

Better yet - this weekend we're running a server featuring ONLY community made maps from the classics like Wolf3D, DOOM, Quake, Hexen and Heretic ːsteamhappyː

You can get them ALL in the SNR Collection:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=320949530
Or download them all individually if you want to do that for some reason:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=530354044
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=482335698
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=517927470
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=522325963
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=526323815
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=409342066
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=500639981
To celebrate all this old-school goodness we've also put ROTT '95 on sale! ːTriadː

http://store.steampowered.com/app/238050/

That means it's like $6 to get both new and old ROTT. That's like less than half the cost of one CoD DLC. Make papa Apogee proud of you. Buy a copy for your friends who missed out on the 90s. Those sad sad lost souls... ːPorridgeː

We know that Valentine's Day can be a glorious and happy occasion filled with love and memories - or a lonely and sad day filled with internet porn and regret. ːDː

But worry not! Everyone's favorite HUNT agent is here to shower you with ever lasting love, affection, blood and LUDICROUS GIBS ːGibː

And better yet - thanks to GIjz - she now even has her own game INSIDE ROTT. That's right - Flappy Lorelei (The Flappy Bird Clone you never knew you wanted) is playable NOW inside ROTT thanks to the Ludicrous Steam Workshop ːAnkhː

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=622108609
Have fun kids, try not to dank out on all the memes - and Happy Valentine's Day ːGibː

We know that Valentine's Day can be a glorious and happy occasion filled with love and memories - or a lonely and sad day filled with internet porn and regret. :D:

But worry not! Everyone's favorite HUNT agent is here to shower you with ever lasting love, affection, blood and LUDICROUS GIBS :Gib:

And better yet - thanks to GIjz - she now even has her own game INSIDE ROTT. That's right - Flappy Lorelei (The Flappy Bird Clone you never knew you wanted) is playable NOW inside ROTT thanks to the Ludicrous Steam Workshop :Ankh:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=622108609
Have fun kids, try not to dank out on all the memes - and Happy Valentine's Day :Gib:

Or maybe Deadly Gentlewoman? Deadly Gentledoge? NO MATTER. As long as you're feeling DEADLY - we've got some good news for you today. :D:

(We would have done this yesterday but Steam was having some... issues)

ANYWAY...

In honor of the fine tradition of LUDICHRISTMAS - we're giving away a free copy of the 2015 version of Andrew Hulshult's version of "Deadly Gentlemen" - originally performed by the Legendary Lee Jackson. For free. Right here. Right now. No really. Click this:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/170462pkmzgm5oi/Deadly%20Gentlemen%202015.rar?dl=0

Like that? Want MORE? Well don't forget that the Rise of the Triad OST is currently 50% OFF so you can get ALL 30 TRACKS in .mp3, .Wav and .FLAC for just $3.49.

Your Pumpkin Spice Latte costs more than that - and there's literally no guitar solos in your latte. None. :claugh:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/389240/

"But El Oshcuro - I spent all my money on Steam Winter Sale games that I'll never play - I can't afford the ROTT OST!"

Alright fine - I will give a FREE COPY of the Rise of the Triad Soundtrack to ANYONE who beats me and comes in first place during Saturday Night ROTT tonight. But that means you need the LATEST and GREATEST SNR maps downloaded and ready to go:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=320949530
Think you can beat me?! Think you are WORTHY of a free OST?!

Probably not... but this is just an elaborate scheme to get more people to buy copies of the soundtrack anyway... ːsteamfacepalmː

30 tracks. FULLY remastered. COMPLETELY Ludicrous :Ankh:

The OST is also available on...

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rise-triad-original-game-soundtrack/id1028472361

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Andrew_Hulshult_Lee_Jackson_Bobby_Prince_Rise_of_t?id=Bscaoofjjrmka7chonh44bdkgme

Spotify
https://play.spotify.com/album/7JVKuGMUUCP4YgaqTQRAt8

Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013LC1VY2/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_1e6Yvb1V73SRC

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/238050/

Or maybe Deadly Gentlewoman? Deadly Gentledoge? NO MATTER. As long as you're feeling DEADLY - we've got some good news for you today. ːDː

(We would have done this yesterday but Steam was having some... issues)

ANYWAY...

In honor of the fine tradition of LUDICHRISTMAS - we're giving away a free copy of the 2015 version of Andrew Hulshult's version of "Deadly Gentlemen" - originally performed by the Legendary Lee Jackson. For free. Right here. Right now. No really. Click this:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/170462pkmzgm5oi/Deadly%20Gentlemen%202015.rar?dl=0

Like that? Want MORE? Well don't forget that the Rise of the Triad OST is currently 50% OFF so you can get ALL 30 TRACKS in .mp3, .Wav and .FLAC for just $3.49.

Your Pumpkin Spice Latte costs more than that - and there's literally no guitar solos in your latte. None. ːclaughː

http://store.steampowered.com/app/389240/

"But El Oshcuro - I spent all my money on Steam Winter Sale games that I'll never play - I can't afford the ROTT OST!"

Alright fine - I will give a FREE COPY of the Rise of the Triad Soundtrack to ANYONE who beats me and comes in first place during Saturday Night ROTT tonight. But that means you need the LATEST and GREATEST SNR maps downloaded and ready to go:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=320949530
Think you can beat me?! Think you are WORTHY of a free OST?!

Probably not... but this is just an elaborate scheme to get more people to buy copies of the soundtrack anyway... ːsteamfacepalmː

30 tracks. FULLY remastered. COMPLETELY Ludicrous ːAnkhː

The OST is also available on...

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rise-triad-original-game-soundtrack/id1028472361

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Andrew_Hulshult_Lee_Jackson_Bobby_Prince_Rise_of_t?id=Bscaoofjjrmka7chonh44bdkgme

Spotify
https://play.spotify.com/album/7JVKuGMUUCP4YgaqTQRAt8

Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013LC1VY2/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_1e6Yvb1V73SRC

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/238050/

You thought it was a myth. You thought SOON™ would never come. YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/389240/

SOON™ is NOW and Andrew Hulshult's LUDICROUS Rise of the Triad Soundtrack is finally here! Today on Steam and later this week everywhere else! (iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, etc)

30 tracks. FULLY remastered. COMPLETELY Ludicrous ːAnkhː

Also available on:

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rise-triad-original-game-soundtrack/id1028472361

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Andrew_Hulshult_Lee_Jackson_Bobby_Prince_Rise_of_t?id=Bscaoofjjrmka7chonh44bdkgme

Spotify
https://play.spotify.com/album/7JVKuGMUUCP4YgaqTQRAt8

Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013LC1VY2/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_1e6Yvb1V73SRC

• 1 - Apogee Fanfare - 0:11
  
• 2 - Shards - 3:20
  
• 3 - Goin' Down the Fastway - 2:46
  
• 4 - Run Like Smeg - 2:22
  
• 5 - Suck This - 1:52
  
• 6 - Mistache - 3:28
  
• 7 - Havana Smooth - 3:31
  
• 8 - Workday - 3:13
  
• 9 - Smoke and Mirrors - 3:40
  
• 10 - Taskforce - 4:27
  
• 11 - Loading - 0:50
  
• 12 - Cccool - 3:02
  
• 13 - Howdidido - 0:53
  
• 14 - Rise - 2:48
  
• 15 - Deadly Gentlemen - 2:16
  
• 16 - I Choose the Stairs - 3:53
  
• 17 - Excalibur - 5:24
  
• 18 - Spray - 2:45
  
• 19 - Elevator - 0:16
  
• 20 - Adagio - 2:50
  
• 21 - Kiss Off - 4:03
  
• 22 - M-M-M-Menu - 0:33
  
• 23 -Chant - 4:43
  
• 24 - Funeral for Queen Mary - 3:16
  
• 25 - OWW - 2:30
  
• 26 - Gazz - 1:20
  
• 27 - Watz Next - 3:26
  
• 28 - Where izit - 2:00
  
• 29 - Hellero - 3:45
  
• 30 - This is the End - 3:41

Are we going to be putting all of these tracks into the actual game? OH YES WE ARE ːDː

Are we done updating ROTT 2013? OH NO WE'RE NOT ːGibː

Stay SOONed™ ːTriadː

https://youtu.be/XMXuvvj2E0g
http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/

You thought it was a myth. You thought SOON™ would never come. YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/389240/

SOON™ is NOW and Andrew Hulshult's LUDICROUS Rise of the Triad Soundtrack is finally here! Today on Steam and later this week everywhere else! (iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, etc)

30 tracks. FULLY remastered. COMPLETELY Ludicrous :Ankh:

Also available on:

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rise-triad-original-game-soundtrack/id1028472361

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Andrew_Hulshult_Lee_Jackson_Bobby_Prince_Rise_of_t?id=Bscaoofjjrmka7chonh44bdkgme

Spotify
https://play.spotify.com/album/7JVKuGMUUCP4YgaqTQRAt8

Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013LC1VY2/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_1e6Yvb1V73SRC

• 1 - Apogee Fanfare - 0:11
  
• 2 - Shards - 3:20
  
• 3 - Goin' Down the Fastway - 2:46
  
• 4 - Run Like Smeg - 2:22
  
• 5 - Suck This - 1:52
  
• 6 - Mistache - 3:28
  
• 7 - Havana Smooth - 3:31
  
• 8 - Workday - 3:13
  
• 9 - Smoke and Mirrors - 3:40
  
• 10 - Taskforce - 4:27
  
• 11 - Loading - 0:50
  
• 12 - Cccool - 3:02
  
• 13 - Howdidido - 0:53
  
• 14 - Rise - 2:48
  
• 15 - Deadly Gentlemen - 2:16
  
• 16 - I Choose the Stairs - 3:53
  
• 17 - Excalibur - 5:24
  
• 18 - Spray - 2:45
  
• 19 - Elevator - 0:16
  
• 20 - Adagio - 2:50
  
• 21 - Kiss Off - 4:03
  
• 22 - M-M-M-Menu - 0:33
  
• 23 -Chant - 4:43
  
• 24 - Funeral for Queen Mary - 3:16
  
• 25 - OWW - 2:30
  
• 26 - Gazz - 1:20
  
• 27 - Watz Next - 3:26
  
• 28 - Where izit - 2:00
  
• 29 - Hellero - 3:45
  
• 30 - This is the End - 3:41

Are we going to be putting all of these tracks into the actual game? OH YES WE ARE :D:

Are we done updating ROTT 2013? OH NO WE'RE NOT :Gib:

Stay SOONed™ :Triad:

https://youtu.be/XMXuvvj2E0g
http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/

It's that time of year again! Hide your wallet - GabeN is coming for you. ːKoinː

http://store.steampowered.com/app/217140/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/238050/

Spread the word, tell your friends, tell your wife, tell your friend's wife - this is the best chance to get in on the BEST version of ROTT yet - v1.5.5 - and experience all the LUDICROUS GIBS and ridiculous Steam Workshop content we have to offer here at Casa De Oscuro ːAnkhː