It smells like... YOU in here!

Time to spend those Golden Tickets you've been earning. You wanna get into Heaven, or look super cool down on apocalyptic Earth? Visit Satan's in-game shop for three fishy variants: grey, green, and gold!

Eat the head first, you'll have all the knowledge of a stupid fish. Eat the tail first, and you'll run as fast as one.

Have you been earning Golden Tickets? Time to pay Satan a visit in the in-game store. New Legendary cosmetics have arrived!

Invented in the mid 1700's, rococo is commonly referred to as "fancy as fuck." Experience the height of fashion - wigs and dresses are available in pink, purple, and gold versions!

Hello, Rejects!

We just launched a brand new game mode that mixes the classic BR formula up. This handy video PSA dives into the details:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FA7YYWrltI

• You will now respawn during a match, but lose your weapons
  
• When someone finds the Golden Ticket, respawns are disabled (Battle Royale time!)
  
• The carrier of the ticket gets marked on the map

Enjoy!

We're giving away a ton of Rapture Rejects copies, PLUS a Cyanide & Happiness merch bundle worth over $100, PLUS a Ted Bear outfit unlocked for every player!

... but only if we reach all our contest goals. Help spread the word about the game, earn raffle entries, and bring us closer to hitting all four contest goals. Ted Bear is waiting, and there are only four days left!

Join the contest!
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Patch Notes
Version 0.5.9-Release-Early Access

"And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and the people cried out: "Ouch, it burns." - Book of Rapture 6:3

• Circle now closes slower later to reduce the utter chaos at the end of every match.
• New crate art variations for common crates.
• Major improvements to server performance.
• Slight increase to Toaster damage.
• Disco cast time increased from 0.3 to 0.45 seconds.
• Removed delay on picking up items to make scavenging feel better.
• Rebalanced loot drops in some of the denser areas of the map.


Bug Fixes
• Fixed a bug where players were shown as running while using watch towers.
• Fixed a bug where compost particles were showing on players inside buildings.

Version 0.5.8-Release-Early Access

"The people sat and feasted upon nuts and poultry. Jesus said unto them, my cup is the word of the LORD in malt liquor; do this, as often as you drink it. And his arms did sway in the air to start a mighty wave." - Book of Sean 3:13

A majority of these features and bug fixes come from community bug reports. Thanks for all your input!

• Added visuals for when you get iced by the Liquid Nitro Bomb.
• New dancing cast animation for the Disco Ball.
• Twerking angels now drift away after throwing the Disco Ball.
• Reduced volume of F Bomb explosion.
• Added Golden Ticket count.

Bug Fixes
• Fixed a bug where Character Creator was resetting player appearance every time.
• Fixed bug where controls remapping could not be accessed during game.
• Fixed more UI elements that were missing fonts.
• Numerous fixes to sizing on localized button texts.
• Fixed missing scroll bars in Stats screen.
• Fixed font swapping on non-localized text of end screen.
• Added fallback fonts to reduced missing characters from localized texts.
• Fixed a bug where saving language setting always resets to English
• Fixed a bug with helping up teammate locking up the game.
• Fixed a bug where you could be blue at the start of a match.

Steam free weekend will be ending at 1pm PST (-8 UTC) on Dec. 2. This is your last chance to try the game before it goes back on sale. The Cyanide & Happiness apocalypse is waiting for you!

Previous announcements gave Dec. 3 at the end of Steam free weekend. We apologize for this miscommunication. Get in and shoot something before it's over!

Log in between now and Dec. 3 at 10am PST (-8 UTC) and automatically unlock the Cyanide & Happiness Shark Dad outfit for your reject!

Make sure you get in there and redeem yourself before Shark Dad goes back into hiding!

Happy FREE PLAY weekend, rejects! Everyone that logs in between 10am Dec. 1 and 10am Dec. 2 will get the Shark Rad outfit automatically in their rewards claim!

(All times PST, -8 UTC)

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**Patch Notes**
Version 0.5.5-Early Access

A majority of these changes come from community and stream bug reports. Thanks everyone for playing the game and reporting issues!

• Increased ticket reward values for all participants in a match. MORE SINNERS == MORE WINNERS.
• Added lobby text to show current server status.
• Mini map and rejects remaining now continues showing during spectation.
• Added some new fishy costumes to unlock this weekend.
• You now see item rarity in Sinners and Winners.

Balance
• Using Compost now makes you move faster.
• Increased Compost cooldown time from 12 to 16 seconds.
• Slightly increased Gumballer fire rate.
• Increased distance you can throw the Liquid Nitro Bomb.
• Decreased time to arm Liquid Nitro Bomb from 1.5 to 1 seconds.
• Increased Disco heal rate from 3 to 5 health per second.
• Decreased Disco heal time from 12 to 10 seconds.
• Decreased Wall of Metal health from 60 to 40.

Bug Fixes
• Fixed issue where terrible sound was repeating when leaving Sinners and Winners.
• Fixed issue where booze and chicken text were swapped.
• Fixed issue where on-screen messages weren't loading correct fonts.
• Fixed issue where loading messages weren't loading correct fonts.
• Fixed a problem where changing language was not saving when hitting Save and Close in options.
• Fixed a bug where health ring was showing up under Disguise Kit