Dearest NotGamers,

It is with a touch of sadness that we let you know today that we will be retiring both NotTheNameWeWanted and NotCoD.

This means the games will no longer be available to buy on Steam. If you own the game already, you will continue to have access to it to download, install and launch, so never fear - the ridiculous hand-drawn antics will live on forever in your hearts and your Steam library.

We want to thank you all for everything over the last 7 years. We never in a million years expected that so many people would connect to such a stupid idea. We’re not sure if that says more about you or us. But thank you. Thank you for our first unexpected experience of community, for the laughs and for the thousands of dollars you raised for charity.

Don’t worry. This is just the beginning.

Your pals,
NotGames x

In an extraordinary act of self sabotage, timed to match that of our beloved country, NotGames are slashing the prices of their games by 75% for the next fortnight.

Spokesman Kenneth said “We wanted to get a jump on things and see how much income we will have in five years time when the pound is worth about a quarter of its current value.

“While other software companies may not be equipped to deal with the upcoming economic carnage we are testing all our systems with this stupid sale.

“As well as bringing the price of each of our games down to less than a quid, this sale should pretty much finish us financially as a company as we’ve had a terrible year and have now officially run out of milk.”

Aficionados of all things NotGames may be entertained by the regular content we upload on Youtube and Facebook. These are specifically designed to keep you entertained during the long wait for us to make another game.

In an extraordinary act of self sabotage, timed to match that of our beloved country, NotGames are slashing the prices of their games by 75% for the next fortnight.

Spokesman Kenneth said “We wanted to get a jump on things and see how much income we will have in five years time when the pound is worth about a quarter of its current value.

“While other software companies may not be equipped to deal with the upcoming economic carnage we are testing all our systems with this stupid sale.

“As well as bringing the price of each of our games down to less than a quid, this sale should pretty much finish us financially as a company as we’ve had a terrible year and have now officially run out of milk.”

Aficionados of all things NotGames may be entertained by the regular content we upload on Youtube and Facebook. These are specifically designed to keep you entertained during the long wait for us to make another game.

In response to the feedback we've been receiving, we've made a few fixes

• Ice Cream Van health nerfed
  
• Tutorial now skippable
  
• Save/Load Bug FIXED
  
  We love hearing what you guys think about the game, so keep it coming. Apart from you Tim, noone cares what you think.
  

In response to the feedback we've been receiving, we've made a few fixes

• Ice Cream Van health nerfed
  
• Tutorial now skippable
  
• Save/Load Bug FIXED
  
  We love hearing what you guys think about the game, so keep it coming. Apart from you Tim, noone cares what you think.
  

In a feat of stamina worthy of Ron Jeremy, we bring you yet another patch.

• Achievement Fixed: Splash
  
• Achievement Fixed: Oh boy, a friend!
  
• Screenshots now work!
  
• Crashing in the Church Basement issues resolved.
  
  We'd like to thank all of the steam users who've reported issues, we really appreciate them and apologise for any inconvenience.
  
  If you have any save files that you can't load, please email them to us at:
  jay@notgames.co.uk and we'll manually fix them and send them back
  
  Peace and love <3

In a feat of stamina worthy of Ron Jeremy, we bring you yet another patch.

• Achievement Fixed: Splash
  
• Achievement Fixed: Oh boy, a friend!
  
• Screenshots now work!
  
• Crashing in the Church Basement issues resolved.
  
  We'd like to thank all of the steam users who've reported issues, we really appreciate them and apologise for any inconvenience.
  
  If you have any save files that you can't load, please email them to us at:
  jay@notgames.co.uk and we'll manually fix them and send them back
  
  Peace and love <3

In a makeover as quick as Kaityln Jenner on a Friday night, less than 24 hours after launch we bring you a lovely update.

Patch:

• Sounds rebalanced and mixed
  
• More sound added
  
• Subtitles and Titles corrects
  

In a makeover as quick as Kaityln Jenner on a Friday night, less than 24 hours after launch we bring you a lovely update.

Patch:

• Sounds rebalanced and mixed
  
• More sound added
  
• Subtitles and Titles corrects
  

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your eye holes!

On this historic day, exactly 100 years after our Great Uncle Tiberius released the first ever game trailer - a flick book of black and white photographs of a particularly saucy game of backgammon - we bring you this full, official NotCoD Trailer.

It's even in colour, which in Tiberius' books would make us practitioners of dark magic. But he's dead now, so what does he know?

Speaking of historic days, we are practically wetting ourselves with excitement to announce that the release date of NotCoD will be...

Drumroll...

20th May 2016.

We are stocked up on PG Tips and ready for two more weeks of bug smashing, achievement planting, and joystick thumb.

Let's hope it's enough time to get the troll proof bunker constructed...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LS7WEQ_U5Y