Hello! We’ve been working 24/7 all weekend, and have patched Gun Monkeys to v1.2b.

Thank you for your patience, I’m aware there have been some weirdy-beardy connection issues and a few annoying bugs. The good news is we’ve (hopefully) addressed the sweeping majority of problems.

I’m not going to present you with a long boring list of each fix no one’ll read, so in short:

// Network connections should crap out less often. It’s possible you’ll still get a Black Screen of Death, it was sadly unfixable for this update but we’ll be back on it tomorrow_
// Loading times should be much smaller_
// Fixed a host of minor niggles, from ladder collision problems to menus_
// In terms of gameplay tweaks: perks are cheaper at lower levels, the stronger perks have been tweaked to be less dastardly, the amount of $ you lose if you lose the bout is less severe, and bombs should be less exploitable!

Thank you all for playing. Hope you’ll get a more stable game going now :)

Any problems, let me know, ideally through the Size Five forums at this link.

Enjoy :)

[nb if you helped us test v1.2 earlier on today, you will presumably have to opt out of the beta again to download this version to your library proper]

That's it! We're live!

I’m declaring Gun Monkeys launched in an ultra-special “Gamma” phase of development: technically it’s Gold, it works beautifully, but please don’t shout at me just yet if there are a few teething problems. Frankly, if the likes of EA and Blizzard can’t launch an online game without any server hitches whatsoever, I stand no fucking chance.

Hopefully it's all fine, but do drop me a line if you have problems. Enjoy!

Hello! Please see the Size Five Forums for bug reporting, that sort of thing.

Secondly, please join this group. It'll make finding others to play against WAY easier!

Finally; THANK YOU. Your help is very much appreciated.

- Dan