Goat Simulator - Coffeestain_Joel
Hey goat fans!
The day has finally come! 10 years since the launch of the original Goat Simulator we’re excited to return to where it all began with Goat Simulator: Remastered, a shiny new re-baaa-ster that’s at least slightly better than the original!

The Goat Simulator series has been a labour of love since the game jam that spawned the idea before its April Fools launch back in 2014, and we abso-hoove-tely love how much the community is thriving 10 years on.

The series wouldn’t be where it is today without you, the fans, and we’re so thankful for all the support for our weird and ridiculous ideas throughout the years. You’re the real G.O.A.Ts!


https://store.steampowered.com/app/1762930/Goat_Simulator_Remastered/

Our beautiful hooved protagonist Pilgor has been on one heck of a journey, and we’re excited for you to revisit some of her most iconic moments all over again in Goat Simulator: Remastered. This remaster comes packaged with every single DLC from the PC version of Goat Simulator, alongside a fan-favourite DLC from the mobile version, for one ultimate caprine collection:

  • GoatVille - The Big Apple of Goat Simulator, as some would say…
  • Goat City Bay - The coastal jewel of northern GoatAsia
  • Goat MMO - A fantasy adventure across lands unknown
  • Goat Z - Can you survive the apocalypse?
  • PAYDAY - Gather your crew and prepare for a heist!
  • Waste of Space - Explore the outer reaches of space and see what popular sci-fi references lie within…
  • Buck to School - From Goat Simulator Mobile, GoatVille high has a new jock in town


Improvements:
Goat Simulator: Remastered also comes with a hoof-full of graphical, VFX, and lighting improvements, while retaining the chaotic gameplay and physics-defying bugs (not the insect kind) that you all know and love! And let’s not forget the new dedicated mutator menu that lets you change your appearance on the fly (again, not the insect). Become the goat of your dreams wherever, whenever!

We hope you enjoy the remaster as much as you seemed to enjoy the original, and we’ll see you in another 10 years for Goat Simulator: Remastered: Remastered!
Goat Simulator - Coffee Stain
If you’ve found your way here, you may have already herd the good news - Goat Simulator Remastered has been announced at Gamescom Opening Night Live, and it launches this year!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1762930/Goat_Simulator_Remastered/

The greatest simulation game known to man and goat returns - with familiar caprine chaos, upgraded graphics and lighting, many intentional features that definitely aren’t bugs, and fan-favourite DLC, all in one package.

Goat Simulator Remastered has a number of improvements, including reworked mutators, which will allow players to choose whichever “goat” they’d like to play as from a handy in-game menu - no more restraining the entire game to change how you look! It also has new and improved visuals, including updated textures, pretty new lighting, and some brand new foliage for the leaf-lovers amongst you.

It will also come packaged with every DLC from the original PC version of Goat Simulator, alongside one of our favourites that was previously exclusive to mobile. This includes:

GoatVille - The Big Apple of Goat Simulator, as some would say…
Goat City Bay - The coastal jewel of northern GoatAsia
Goat MMO - A fantasy adventure across lands unknown
Goat Z - Can you survive the apocalypse?
PAYDAY - Gather your crew and prepare for a heist!
Waste of Space - Explore the outer reaches of space and see what popular sci-fi references lie within…
Buck to School - From Goat Simulator Mobile, GoatVille high has a new jock in town

Goat Simulator Remastered can be wishlisted right now on Steam, so hit that button to stay up to date as we share more news over the coming months.

We’re so excited to bring our best girl Pilgor back looking better than ever for 2024, the 10 year anniversary of the original Goat Simulator. It’s not like she’s been the headliner of any other games in the last couple of years, right?
Apr 19, 2021
Goat Simulator - InterWill
Update: Thanks to everyone who answered our survey! We already got all the replies we needed!

Hey there!

Have you played Goat Simulator? Do you have strong opinions about stuff? Most probably you have, so why not fill out our hot new survey?

What do you like about Goat? What do you want to see more of? You can answer that and more in the link below:

📋 Goat Simulator Survey (edit: link removed)

It should only take about 10 minutes tops. Thank you, I will be forever grateful and send you a picture of a goat as a prize*!

*Disclaimer: I will not actually send you a picture of a goat, feel free to google one yourself.
Goat Simulator - arre


#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Goat Simulator - [CSS] @arminposts


#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jan 14, 2016
Goat Simulator - CHARK


Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios
Jan 14, 2016
Goat Simulator - @AntonWestbergh


Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features
  • Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  • Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  • Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist, which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios
Goat Simulator - @AntonWestbergh


New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

Goat Simulator - arre


New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

Nov 13, 2015
Goat Simulator - [CSS] @arminposts
We just pushed out a new free update!



GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille.

Enjoy yourselves, goats!
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