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Drug Dealer Simulator

Apr 28, 2020
Premature Evaluation: Drug Dealer Simulator
Drug Dealer Simulator - contact@rockpapershotgun.com (Steve Hogarty)

Drugs. Satan’s mustard. The devil’s garlic. Hummus from below. Whatever you call the good gravy that police hate, we can all agree that it’s incredibly fun to have a crazy drugs party, right? In fact, all this talk of drugs reminds me! Last night I found an entire bong’s worth of marijuana in a wheelie bin behind my local Tesco Express. Would you like a toke? Please have as much as you like, I’ve already doobied myself up to the rafters. I’m absolutely stuffed.

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