Aug 6, 2022
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
Steam publishes dozens of fraudulent reviews of our game and we flag them as such.

Our flags are removed, and despite any evidence, the fraud review stands.

No evidence is ever offered that we've done anything wrong with DLC, but the claims are echoed for eternity on b-level gaming blogs, just to be used as ammunition on Twitter. Circle jerks. Disgusting.

Now we can't even flag the lying reviews as fraudulent because nameless, cowardly steam moderators whom we cannot interact with, have final editorial control!

How can we have a working relationship with a platform that actively wants us OFF the platform?

At this point, it is doubtful that DOMINA will receive future updates on Steam.

If that upsets you, I encourage you to talk to Gabe Newell. His ship is sinking and he dgaf.

Integrity is key.

Centurion: Adapt, Adopt, Improve

@tehbignic

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2022-08-13 Steam Mods banned me from DOMINA forum for a week (ostensibly for strong language, but if you hold a mirror up to the world 80% of them will throw a brick at you)

Exactly zero human beings have the balls to put their name to the ban. Cowards. Clowns.

What a stupid company to work at. It must be so sad collecting so much money from people who actually create something, and then banning their opinions.

I wonder how many stomach ulcers are at Steam/Valve? How much prilosec is prescribed to them?

Zero cocks among them, that's obvious.

What a pity.

http://thebignic.com/centurion-a_man_made_of_one_hundred_men.mp4
Jul 28, 2022
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
  • fixed misc UI issues (credits, links, in-game color problem with restocking arrows being red)
  • World Champion THRAEX Andreas Noack
  • World Champion RETIARIUS Kerry Mullis
  • World Champion MURMILLO John O'Looney
  • some other item to pad out the old patch notes
  • there are four lights
Mar 31, 2022
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
- new employee: BESTIARIUS - FINALLY you can upgrade: lions, horses, and behemoth! Train strength, attack, and defense stats! BESTIARIUS also adds a "heal" option -- even if you don't have Medicus, or Medicus Emeritus, or if you're a man who has inverted his penis into a vagina, the BESTIARIUS will automatically train animals after healing, but it won't make you a woman.
Mar 22, 2022
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
  • new: ministrator feature -> [x] auto-arrange gladiators in the ludus, based on rank/victories/hp/etc...
  • fixed: missing/invisible garbage/roses/coin thrown at end of match by crowd
  • update: gladiator HUD string expansion / clarification
  • did john galt kill himself? no, but everybody at the motor company probably wished he would, in the fictional novel "atlas shrugged" by ayn rand.
  • hopefully fixed: twitch bot does not update the reward coin amount, when a !boo comes in (actual reward value might be fine, but the display value would never go down.)
Mar 18, 2022
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
  • *hopefully* fixed: multiplayer/tactical battle lock-up (seems to be due to audio problems with "Sanitize Autio" being abled)
Mar 8, 2022
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
  • fixed: ministrator might not buy wine/water even when it is available in market.
  • new: ministrator is now available in regular game mode, not just endless
  • fixed: charioteer stops whipping horse during 2nd race
  • new: voxel model drawing resolution x 2
  • OPTIMIZED: gladiator render/draw routine (FPS++)
  • OPTIMIZED: particle/dust effects rendering/drawing (FPS++)
  • TAKE OFF THE FCKN MASKS - Next time you're at the grocery store, try showing a woman your face. Be confident, unafraid of the LIES -- you might get a girlfriend. Women like confidence. Women don't like dudes who cover their faces in fear. What are you afraid of? Getting laid? Grow up.
  • BALANCING: Prestige Maximum Training Attack/Defense/Strength(HP) -- Max Attack: 3-5K Max Defense: 800-1K Max HP: 5-6K
  • fixed: MULTIPLAYER REWARDS - 1000coin/man should work, again
Aug 13, 2021
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
- fixed: can't select gladiators after battle

Aug 9, 2021
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
- fixed: crashes on battle start (net throwing)
Aug 4, 2021
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
hopefully fixed: sagittarius/arrow's missing target if FPS drop OR if multiple arrows in air, from one archer

Jul 19, 2021
Community Announcements - DolphinBarnInc
  • fixed: ministrator could get locked up on selling slaves
  • fixed: ministrator sold slaves not giving coin, because of course.
  • new: ministrator rules can contain a secondary condition {if variable/operator/value}
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