Hey Panda Peeps!

Dreaming of a tropical paradise? Save the airfare and escape to somewhere hot, hot, HOT with this all-new animated pinup featuring the world’s fastest waifu, Catara! Think this speedy sweetie might be hard to catch? Don’t worry, humans are persistence hunters! So long as you log in every day of the Limited Time Event and collect all the Daily Tokens, this pinup will be yours!

But before you rush off, we oughta remind you not to sleep on the Catara Bundle, either! It’s the only way for you to experience the electrifying joys of her Speed Dating ability! Talk about giving your game a JOLT. It’s like licking a battery and riding a roller coaster at the same time!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

The Spring Fling Event is here, the Parallel Event Portal is open, and giggling bunny girls are calling! This time around, Pepper is our reward girl, so if you haven’t had the opportunity to add her to your main game yet, here’s your chance!

From April 17th to the 21st, get cracking at various spring-themed jobs and hobbies. Complete event goals and earn hop-tastic rewards for your main game! With your newfound mastery of springtime activities, you will become the true star of the Spring Fling Event!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Do you feel that? Something's all wibbly and wobbly. It must mean the Parallel Event Portal is going to open soon! But where will it take you? It doesn’t feel creepy enough to be the Spooky Event. There aren’t enough smells of gingerbread and chocolate for it to be the Frosty Event. No one can hear the crashing of waves, which rules out the Beach Bash Event…

Wait a minute! Did Pepper just pull a set of bunny ears out of her hat? That’s gotta be for the Spring Fling Parallel Event! Bunny girls, colorful eggs, and light pastels are coming your way! Mark your calendars, because you can hop into the flurry of spring activities starting April 17.

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Have you heard? Apparently, April showers bring May flowers! As nice as it sounds, we can’t actually confirm that particular rumor - but we DO know that there’s a special April sale going on right now, and that’s a verifiable fact. Just go check out the in-game Store and you’ll see!

From April 9 to 15, any Diamond Bundle you buy will come with 15% MORE bonus Diamonds. Plus, Peanut’s Deluxe Wedding Outfit will be included as a gift with your purchase! Whatever your weather’s doing this time of year, doesn’t that sound like a nice springtime treat?

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

It’s a miracle! For a mere 24 hours, we’re throwing a mighty and powerful sale. Brie, our scrumptious space sweetie, is a sensational 50% off! If you’ve already welcomed this vivacious visitor to your game, don’t fret. You can still delight in some Diamond bundles at 15% off.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

If you’ve been waiting with bated breath for a chance to leap through that twirly-swirly portal and into a galaxy far, far away, then it’s time for you to let out a biiiig sigh of relief - because the brand new Outer Space Event has officially launched! Your reward girl? A badass space bounty hunter named Loola, who’s literally unlike ANY alien babe you’ve EVER seen. She’s the coolest, toughest intergalactic peacekeeper of all time, and we can’t wait for you to meet her! Hopefully you haven’t been breaking any space-laws?

Remember, you only have from March 27-31 to complete the event and unlock Loola in your Main Game. May the duct tape (you know, that thing that’s light on one side, dark on the other, and holds everything together?) be with you! Commencing countdown, engines on, yadda yadda… Time for blastoff!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

The time has come for the ravishing Roxxy to return! If you haven’t had a chance to meet our bubbly and bodacious dance babe, you can do it now. Log in daily during the Limited Time Event to collect all the event tokens and unlock our favorite dancing queen. Don’t miss this opportunity to revel in glitter and glow sticks! Her hips don’t lie, and neither will yours. Wink wink!

Best of luck, have fun, and don't lose your rhythm!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda peeps!

Now that March is nearly over, it's time for another sneak peek at our Limited Time Events schedule~

Note: some dates and rewards might change - this is our tentative schedule, and it doesn’t include extra updates like DLC girls or Parallel events etc; this is just the LTE (Limited Time Events) calendar:

March 26 - (bring back) Roxxy
April 9 - (bring back) Roxxy's Outfits
April 23 - Catara's Pinup (NEW!)
April 30 - (bring back) Sirina
May 14 - (bring back) Sirina's Outfits
May 28 - Darya's Pinup (NEW!)
June 4 - (bring back) Tessa
June 18 - (bring back) Tessa's Outfits
July 2 - Brie's Pinup (NEW!)
July 9 - (bring back) Esper
July 23 - (bring back) Esper's Outfits
August 6 - Suzu's Pinup (NEW!)
August 13 - (bring back) Rosa
August 27 - (bring back) Rosa's Outfits
September 10 - Ranma's Pinup (NEW!)
September 17 - ???? (NEW!)
October 1 - ????'s Outfits (NEW!)
October 15 - Charlotte's Pinup (NEW!)
October 22 - (bring back) Shibuki
November 5 - (bring back) Shibuki's Outfits
November 19 - Mallory's Pinup (NEW!)
November 26 - ???? (NEW!)
December 10 - ????'s Outfits (NEW!)
December 24 - (bring back) Festive Pinup

We’ll be bringing back past LTE girls/outfits/pinups on rotation, and will be adding tons of new goodies as well!

Love you SO hard!
~The Pandas

Greetings, Panda Peeps!

Space: another frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Uncrushable. Its mission? To explore strange new planets, seek out new smexy waifus, and to boldly (and flirtily) go where no Panda has gone before!

We’re launching a brand new Parallel Event, and in case you haven’t caught on by now, it’s going to be a good old-fashioned sci-fi romp through OUTER SPACE!

You know the drill - this event will feature an array of cosmic jobs and techno hobbies, plus a whole crew of space babes for you to woo! You’ll have from March 27th to 31st (Earth time) to complete it, which includes unlocking a badass new alien love for your Main Game. All we’ll say for now is that she is truly out of this world, and you’ll probably want to surrender, like, immediately.

Now, repeat after us: “Computer, set a reminder for the Outer Space Event on March 27th!”

We love you so hard,

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

March is here, and so is its madness. What madness, you say? The MEGA SALE kind of madness!

From March 13 to 18, we have an absolute wheelbarrow full of sales for you to take advantage of! Diamonds, DLC girls, and Phone Fling girls are all 10% off. For this MEGA SALE, we’re also bringing back EVERY SINGLE ONE of the LTE girls at 10% off! This is your chance to stock up on your favorite characters and save big. Otherwise, top up your Diamond stash so you can spoil your favorites with lavish Gifts, Dates, and Outfits!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas