Ride a high velocity stream of blocky effluence to glory in this local multiplayer brawler.
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Dec 4, 2018

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Play Block Pooper 9


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January 10

16+ Player Update!

Just tested SIMULTANEOUSLY with:
* 2 wireless PS4 controllers
* 2 wired PS4 controllers
* 2 wireless XBOX 360 controllers
* 2 wired XBOX One controllers
* 4 wiimotes (mayflash setting 3)
* 2 wired switch pro controllers
* 1 wireless steam controller
* 1 keyboard

NOTHING IN LIFE WILL MAKE YOU HAPPIER THAN 16 PLAYER BLOCKPOOPER. If you are having carnal relations with 15 other people at this very moment, I recommend you play BP9 instead.

There was a poor configuration choice on my end that made this difficult previously. Special thanks to supersmo who brought the option to my attention!
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About This Game

"Is it true?" she whispered breathlessly. "Do they poop......blocks?"

"Yes." I replied, firm and comforting. "They poop blocks."

"How many blo..."

I cut her off. "So many blocks."

Her voice was choked with emotion. She'd never dared to dream....

"And...it has local multi-player, with competitive tournament action? How many players?"

"At least 6. More if you can figure out how to plug them all in. XBOX, PS4, Wiimotes. Everything I could find."

Electrostatic energy crackled between us as I explained that it was a party game. Players control heads that fly around like rockets, competing to collect falling points and collaborating to keep the heart from being eaten. Her jaw trembled when I told her it offered intense, physics based action, where your best defense was to excrete blocks on all those beneath you.

She was silent, but I knew her thoughts rushed like the hot blood in our veins.

"I.....I love you" she whispered. Her eyes wet. Hands trembling.

As the years passed, our love would be tested, but always came out square in the end.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 7 SP1+
    • Processor: CPU: SSE2 instruction set support.
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities.
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: 16:9 display aspect ratio

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