In this turn based tactics/roguelite/match-3 mix you will join the ranks of glorious Cosmo Commandos® and participate in the Buttlerian Crusade to stop the invasion of merciless tit-worshipping cult. We offer deep & varied combat with lots of innovation, replayability & humor.
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Mar 27, 2020

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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Lovehammer 400k is a roguelite game with lots of units, abilities and even greater amount of their interactions. This is something that is best processed with lots and lots of practice, not with mere theory or limited beta-testing. The earlier people will start to play games of this kind, the more feedback gets generated. And that results in the greatest chance to create the most pleasing kind of result. As the experience already shows, if there's an Early Access genre then Roguelite it is.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“We plan to stay here for 12 months. The better the feedback is, the longer we'll stay as we'll be including more and more gameplay features.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“- Beautiful Unit animations!!!
- Gorgeous Sound Effects!
- Splendiferous VFX!
- At the very least two more Commando Assemblies to play. Omega Legion and Golden Triggers will arrive to the battlefield in roughly 4 month intervals.
- An expert roguelite mode version with constantly applied point-buy system.
- More mission types, enemies and planetary anomalies.
- More weapon types and equipment. Maybe even additional abilities for the current weapons - i.e., each weapon providing 3/6 abilities instead of 2/4. That will be discussed with the community.
- Much more unit types - rocketeer commandos, scooter commandos, vehicles like tanks or dreadcucks, air support from the mighty thunderchick, etc.
- More beautiful girl's asses!”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“- 2 out of 4 Cosmo Commando Assemblies (player factions that have unique units, abilities and equipment) implemented.
- 8 out of 16 player units implemented - Cosmo Commandos, Supreme Gentlemen, Cosmo Commando Commanders, Chaplains, Wizards, King's Impersonators, Fallen Angels and Angels of Victory. Note that your units are highly customizable and can be built in plethora of fashions, i.e., there are thousands of possible combinations here.
- A hundred of unit items and a hundred of unit abilities implemented - roughly 60% of the planned minimum.
- Roguelite campaign mode with missions, management and planetary anomalies.
- Pointbuy quick combat mode.
- 20-30 hours of fresh and innovative gameplay.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“Yes. We're planning to add lots of features through the course of the Early Access so the price of the game will eventually rise to the planned sum that will be roughly 1.5x higher than the release one, probably in two iterations.

Keep in mind that our studio's policy says that we're either doing no discounts or very slim ones (25% max) so don't miss your chance to get this game for the cheapest price possible.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“With lots of forums & discord discussions. We might gather metrics if the community approves. And we're never against starting a vote or two.”
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About This Game

The blasphemous tit cult has overtaken half of the galaxy. Are you man enough to stop them? Do you love female ass enough to stop them? Of course you do! Assent to The King's noble assignment! Assay your courage! Assemble a glorious squad of Lovehammer 400 000® Cosmo Commandos®, equip them with the mighty assortment of holy armaments, assess the dangers of the mission and assail the nefarious enemy! Strike them where it hurts! I.e., in the tit. Assault! Assault! Assault!

Features:

- Potent brew of tactic, roguelite and match-3!
- Intense turn-based combat!
- Hardcore Action!
- Cosmo Commando® generator with millions of possible combinations!
- Destructible landscape, planetary anomalies and foe manipulation!
- Undying love for female ass!
- Diverse missions with challenging objectives!
- Memorable Equipment!
- Lots of exclamation signs in the description!
- Amazing OST!
- High Replayability!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Our game does not contain any depicted nudity but it's centered around the eternal dispute of "ass versus tits" so it has some obviously raunchy themes.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP SP2+
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 2 GB available space

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