Coffee Crisis is an neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space.
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May 4, 2018
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September 25

What's next for Mega Cat?

Brewtal Barista friends, thank you for the continued support with Coffee Crisis! We are so thankful for your continued messages, tweets, and streams with this game. For those following us closely, Coffee Crisis will be coming out on the Switch this fall, and PS4 early next year.

Want to quench your thirst for more Mega Cat now? Log Jammers Kickstarter is at 50%, stop by and say hi! :ashley_happy:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/megacatstudios/log-jammers-axe-throwing-action



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July 24

Grab a fistful of alien meat with all of of this freshly brewed content! New levels, new bosses, new enemies all ready for your brawling amusement.

You asked for more metal aliens, and you got it! Chain wallets soaked in alien meat never felt so good. Is it as hot where you are this July as it is in Pittsburgh? Crack a Smurglian skull in front of the refreshingly cold beer vendor, and let our pixel concert take you away to a cooler, more satisfying, metal place.

Dear streamers: Your requests have been answered! New modifiers that give your audience the tools of chaos that they deserve are ready for your (dis)pleasure. Mixer & Twitch approved! Speed runners unite! The current world record is held by the one, the only, Mistah J. DeepBlueBeard is Deep Blue Dethroned. Challengers, approach!

New, updated alien meat sfx have been added using our state of the art GoMic mounted weapons. Weeks of slapping meat with creative zest has resulted in the MOST ACCURATE alien thrashing sounds in ANY pixel art game originally created for the Sega Genesis. Thanks, Steam!

Throw, Suplex, twirl and charge attack your way through new hordes of anti-Earth, coffee thieving, wifi leaching, un-Metal, uncool aliens that cry *just* like the real thing. :yinzer:



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About This Game

Save the Metal, Save the World, Save the Coffee!

Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and our coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!

Features:
- Single or Local Co-Op Play
- Controller Support
- Achievements
- Steam Trading Cards and Badges
- Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11!
- Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!
- Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!
- Heavy Metal
- Possessed Grannies
- Dangerous amounts of caffeine
- Fun
- Metal
- Alien Crushing
- Single Session Gameplay

So grab a hot mug and save the world!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 32bit
    • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
    • Storage: 700 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 32bit
    • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
    • Storage: 700 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OSX
    • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
    • Storage: 700 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OSX
    • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
    • Storage: 700 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: SteamOS
    • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
    • Storage: 700 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: SteamOS
    • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
    • Storage: 700 MB available space

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