It's 2026. Airfare for five now costs more than the house, so the family drives a dying 2009 minivan from Missouri to Oregon. A deadpan comedy roguelite where the sushi is from a gas station, the memorials are 1-star reviews, and the check engine light is a mood. You will not all make it.

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It's 2026. Five plane tickets cost more than a mortgage payment, so the family vote is unanimous and non-binding: you're driving. Two thousand miles from Independence, Missouri to Oregon City, in a 2009 minivan with 190,000 miles and a check engine light that stopped being a warning and became a personality.

Gas Snacks & Tears is a deadpan comedy roguelite — a love letter to the trail games you played on a beige computer in 1989, except this time it isn't dysentery that gets you. It's gas station sushi, glowing with possibility.

Manage six things, all of which only go down

  • Gas, Cash, Snacks, Van Condition, Morale, and Phone Battery.

  • The van makes a new noise. You name it like a pet and keep driving.

The family IS the difficulty setting

  • Dad won't ask for directions — and that quietly closes off your options.

  • Mom can coupon. The Teen runs on phone battery. The Kid steals snacks and asks "are we there yet" until it does measurable damage.

  • Grandma keeps a hard-candy reserve and the constitution of a moth.

Every stop is a small, informed bad decision

  • Over 200 hand-written events, each a real trade-off: cash versus morale, time versus risk.

  • Eat the four-hour-old buffet shrimp to save eight dollars, or don't. The buffet is informed consent.

  • Outcomes are funny-bad, never unfair-bad.

Every death earns one star

  • Nobody dies of anything heroic. They die of gas station sushi, of a sugar reservoir the size of a toddler, of morale hitting zero somewhere outside Cheyenne.

  • Each doomed run becomes a roadside memorial — a 1-star review — that shows up on the shoulder of the highway in your next run.

Eight ways for it to end

  • The Perfect Vacation. We Made It... Barely. Portland, But At What Cost. The Van Outlived Us All. Plus a couple you have to earn the hard way.

A different doomed road trip every time

  • Roguelite runs of one to three hours. Pixel art and a CRT you can feel.

  • Unlock new families and worse vehicles by surviving — or, more often, by not.

The sign at the Oregon border says "Welcome to Oregon — Now Go Home." You've come too far to listen.

Информация об ИИ-контенте

Вот как разработчики описывают контент в игре, сгенерированный ИИ:

Some of this game's store-page and marketing art (capsule and key art) was created with generative AI image tools, then reviewed and edited by the developer. The game itself contains no generative-AI content: all in-game art and text are hand-authored, and the audio is procedurally synthesized rather than AI-generated. No AI content is generated during gameplay.

Системные требования

    Минимальные:
    • ОС: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Процессор: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
    • Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
    • Видеокарта: Integrated graphics with DirectX 11 support
    • DirectX: версии 11
    • Место на диске: 300 MB
    Рекомендованные:
    • ОС: Windows 11 (64-bit)
    • Процессор: Quad-core 2.5 GHz
    • Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
    • Видеокарта: Any dedicated GPU from the last decade
    • DirectX: версии 11
    • Место на диске: 300 MB
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