A corporate spreadsheet idle game where you climb the ladder from Intern to C-Suite by generating KPIs, automating busywork, and satisfying a Board that demands exponential results. Totally NOT a Game.

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Totally NOT a Game is a corporate incremental / idle experience disguised as a spreadsheet. Start as an Intern performing simple office tasks and work your way up to the C-Suite by generating KPIs, unlocking automation, and surviving executive expectations.



📈 Turn Busywork Into Exponential Growth

  • Send emails

  • Make copies

  • Run coffee

  • Coordinate projects

  • Lead departments

Every task generates KPIs.
Every KPI fuels your rise.

Watch your output scale from 10K to 100K to 11M as systems compound and automation takes over.

🧠 Manual → Automation → Optimization

New tasks begin manually.
You perform them yourself.

As you gain:

  • Competency → tasks become more efficient

  • Delegation → tasks run automatically

  • Department Buffs → global multipliers stack

The spreadsheet grows.
The numbers accelerate.
The Board notices.

🏢 Climb the Corporate Ladder

Progress through roles including:

  • Intern

  • Junior Employee

  • Specialist

  • Team Lead

  • Manager

  • Director

  • Executive

  • C-Suite

Each promotion unlocks new responsibilities, new mechanics, and new ways to scale productivity.

💬 Corporate Communications

Receive updates from:

  • HR

  • IT

  • Finance

  • Operations

  • The Board

Your performance is monitored.
Expect feedback.

📊 A Spreadsheet That Fights Back

The entire game lives inside a dynamic spreadsheet interface.

  • Every multiplier is visible

  • Every calculation is shown

  • Every KPI is accounted for

If the numbers go up, you’ll see exactly why.

🔥 Features

  • Incremental / idle gameplay with manual interaction layers

  • Transparent calculation system

  • Role progression with escalating complexity

  • Department-based global upgrades

  • Corporate satire tone

  • Clean spreadsheet UI aesthetic

  • Exponential scaling systems

Remember

This is a professional productivity simulation.

It is Totally NOT a Game.

系统需求

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    最低配置:
    • 操作系统: Windows 10 version 22H2 (64-bit) or Windows 11
    • 处理器: x64 or Arm64 processor (1 GHz or faster)
    • 内存: 4 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Integrated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser
    • 存储空间: 需要 500 MB 可用空间
    • 声卡: Not required
    • 支持 VR: Not supported
    • 附注事项: Requires .NET 10 Desktop Runtime and Core Runtime (or .NET 10 SDK)
    推荐配置:
    • 操作系统: Windows 11 (64-bit)
    • 处理器: x64 processor, 2 GHz or faster
    • 内存: 8 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Integrated or dedicated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser
    • 存储空间: 需要 1 GB 可用空间
    • 声卡: Not required
    • 支持 VR: Not supported
    • 附注事项: Same as minimum: .NET 10 runtimes, Steam client, and a modern web browser.
    最低配置:
    • 操作系统: macOS 15 "Sequoia" or later (required for .NET 10)
    • 处理器: Apple Silicon (M1 or later) or Intel (x64)
    • 内存: 4 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Integrated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser
    • 存储空间: 需要 512 MB 可用空间
    • 声卡: Not required
    推荐配置:
    • 操作系统: macOS 15 "Sequoia" or later
    • 处理器: Apple Silicon (M1 or later), or Intel x64, 2 GHz or faster
    • 内存: 8 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Integrated or dedicated graphics
    • 存储空间: 需要 1 GB 可用空间
    • 声卡: Not required
    最低配置:
    • 操作系统: Ubuntu 22.04+, Debian 11+, Fedora 38+, or SteamOS 3.x (Steam Deck)
    • 处理器: x64 (64-bit) or Arm64
    • 内存: 4 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Integrated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser
    • 存储空间: 需要 512 MB 可用空间
    • 声卡: Not required
    • 支持 VR: Not supported
    • 附注事项: Requires .NET 10 Runtime and Core Runtime. Steam client must be installed and running for Steam integration. A modern web browser (Chrome, Firefox) is used to display the game UI. Steam integration (e.g. username) is currently Windows-only; on Linux the app runs without Steam features. On Steam Deck, use Desktop mode.
    推荐配置:
    • 操作系统: Ubuntu 24.04 LTS or SteamOS 3.x
    • 处理器: x64 (64-bit), 2 GHz or faster
    • 内存: 8 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Integrated or dedicated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser
    • 存储空间: 需要 1 GB 可用空间
    • 声卡: Not required
    • 支持 VR: Not supported
    • 附注事项: Same as minimum. On Steam Deck, 8 GB RAM is recommended for Desktop mode.
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