Santa has officially quit. The kids are too spoiled, and the magic is gone. This year, the Toy Factory has been converted into a strip mine. Click rocks, crush hope, and manage a cynical coal mining operation in this dark industrial idle game. Your goal? Ensure everyone gets coal for Christmas.

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HO HO NO.

Forget the elves, forget the reindeer, and definitely forget the joy. After centuries of ungrateful children, Santa Claus has finally hit burnout. The red suit is gone, swapped for a foreman's hard hat. The Toy Factory? It’s now the North Pole Coal Mining Co., and business is booming.

Santa's Burnout is an idle/clicker game where you trade festive spirit for cold, hard, combustible rocks.

THE GRIND BEFORE CHRISTMAS Start with a single lump of coal. Click it. It’s satisfying, it’s dirty, and it’s the only gift those brats are getting this year. Accumulate enough coal to automate your despair production line.

TOOLS OF DESTRUCTION Why make dolls when you can make profit? Spend your coal to unlock:

  • The Toy Smasher: repurpose classic hammers to break spirits.

  • The Letter Incinerator: Keep Santa's inbox empty by burning wishlists for fuel.

  • The Hope Crusher: An anvil heavy enough to flatten any Christmas miracle.

  • Compressed Coal Bricks: For when regular coal just isn't heavy enough.

FEATURES

  • Pure Idle Gameplay: Perfect for playing while you ignore your own holiday responsibilities.

  • Industrial Pixel Art: A dark, moody aesthetic created with the gritty style of modern retro RPGs.

  • Numbers Go Up: Watch your coal reserves hit the billions.

  • The Ultimate Achievement: Can you mine enough coal to ruin Christmas globally?

Prepare your pickaxe. It’s going to be a dark night.

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Systemkrav

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 11
    • Prosessor: x86_32 CPU with SSE2 support, x86_64 CPU with SSE4.2 support, ARMv8 CPU
    • Minne: 4 GB RAM
    • Grafikk: Integrated graphics with full Vulkan 1.0 support
    • Lagring: 1 GB tilgjengelig plass
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