Hello, I'm Noah. I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it.

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计划发行日期: 2026 年 1 月 23 日

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Single & Ready to Wrinkle

Hello, I'm Noah, get ready to play my AMAZING interactive movie, but first, here's a couple thing about me, cuz it's very useful for the context of my game,

The Story

I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it.

My main hobby is playing video games and sharing pictures with my friends from the interweb. They all like my pictures and say I'm special and funny.

I recently created a dating profile because my friend told me I could get some action if I did, I might not be an action star like the people in the movies, but I still like action in my life because action is fun.

I used one of my best pictures for my profile! It's super hot and shows off my beautiful mustache, which my mom says is a lady magnet.

I thankfully got a date with a girl named Michelle. She's a bit too young for my liking, I prefer people that are over 70 years old. Just a preference, but I'm willing to give her a try.

Can you please help me not ruin this date with her? Please? I will sometimes ask for your help on how to react or what to do. Thank you!

Lots of kisses

-Noah

The Gameplay

Now get ready to know the amazing gameplay of my game, like I said above this is an interactive movie, so the way you interact with the game is quite simple, you will watch a cutscene of me during my date with Michelle, and once in a while you will get an inside look of my thoughts, you will then need to choose what you want me to say or do! Those choices will lead to different outcomes, not to undermine my very high thinking skills, but I definitely need your help to get the right choices! I woudn't want to look stupid or something!

The Features

-Multiple Choices

-Grade C Acting

-Emotional Cutscenes

-Playing as Noah (Now that's the best feature of all)

-Ton of bonus features, including a 15 minute long video of the actor playing Noah shaving

-Mouse,Keyboard and controller support

-Achievements (To flex your gamer skills to your friends)

-My love to you*

*While my love to you is real, it can't actually be seen or played, it's like Santa, you just have to believe it's real <3

成人内容描述

开发者对内容描述如下:

This game includes swearing, strong language, inuendoes, references and general mature humour.

Also includes some mild violence.

系统需求

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    最低配置:
    • 需要 64 位处理器和操作系统
    • 操作系统: Windows 10,11
    • 处理器: i5-5200U,Z2 A,AMD APU CPU: Zen 2
    • 内存: 4 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Integrated Graphics
    • 存储空间: 需要 5 GB 可用空间
    • 附注事项: Works great on handheld PCs
    推荐配置:
    • 需要 64 位处理器和操作系统
    最低配置:
    • 操作系统: Linux,SteamOS
    • 处理器: i5-5200U,Z2 A,AMD APU CPU: Zen 2
    • 内存: 4 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Integrated Graphics
    • 存储空间: 需要 5 GB 可用空间
    • 附注事项: Works great on handheld PCs
    推荐配置:
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