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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Now includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3!

All Reviews:

Mostly Positive (888) - 77% of the 888 user reviews for this game are positive.

Release Date:

Jun 17, 2005

Developer:

inXile Entertainment

Publisher:

inXile Entertainment

	Interface	Full Audio	Subtitles
English	✔	✔	✔
French	✔		✔
Italian	✔		✔
German	✔	✔	✔
Spanish - Spain	✔		✔
Polish	✔		✔
Russian	✔		✔

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Reviews

“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
– IGN

“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
– Game Chronicles

“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
– Cheat Code Central

Just Updated

The all-new Remastered & Resnarked update adds support for Steam Achievements and Steam Trading Cards, as well as Italian language support, compatibility improvements with 64-bit systems, and more!

PC Features

Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
High-resolution and widescreen support!
Performance enhancements.
External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
Bug fixes to original console release.

About This Game

Now includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3!

You are the Bard: a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest!

Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring:

50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

System Requirements

Windows

macOS

SteamOS + Linux

OS *: Windows 7
Processor: Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400
Memory: 512Mb
Graphics: GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI Radeon 9600 or better
DirectX®: 9.0c
Hard Drive: 6GB of free space
Sound: DirectX 9 Compatible Sound Card

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

OS: OS X 10.6.0 or higher
Hard Drive: 3.6GB Hard disk space

OS: X11 enabled Linux distro
Processor: Pentium 4 2Ghz / AMD AthlonXP 2400
Memory: 512Mb
Graphics: GeForce FX5700 or better / ATI Radeon 9600 or better
OpenGL: 2.0 compatible video card and compatible drivers
Hard Drive: 3.8GB of free space
Sound: OpenAL compatible sound card and necessary drivers

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