An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar : an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.

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Geplande uitgavedatum: 3e kwartaal 2026

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Over dit spel

Reach School, Alive (Optional)

Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings.

School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.

Face the Bear Who Identifies as a Cat

Humans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.

The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly Games

The bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.

Let Your Anger Out on Your Friends

Fed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.

Chill...

Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.

Features :

  • Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play

  • Proximity Voice Chat

  • Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues

  • 9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects

  • Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players

  • Snowball Fight - totally not rigged

  • Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies

  • The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride

Informatie over door AI gegenereerde inhoud

Zo omschrijven de ontwikkelaars hoe hun spel AI gebruikt om inhoud te genereren:

To keep this project viable without selling a kidney, generative AI was used to assist with Tablo Escobar's motivational dialogues and localization. However, I didn’t make AI slop... I manually reviewed and edited every line to make sure the robots didn't accidentally declare war on the player.

Systeemeisen

    Minimum:
    • Vereist een 64-bitsprocessor en -besturingssysteem
    • Besturingssysteem: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Core i7-3820 or equivalent
    • Geheugen: 8 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970
    • DirectX: Versie 11
    • Netwerk: Breedband-internetverbinding
    • Opslagruimte: 5 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: Bring few cousins who are better at gaming than you.
    Aanbevolen:
    • Vereist een 64-bitsprocessor en -besturingssysteem
    • Besturingssysteem: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Ryzen 9 3900XT or equivalent
    • Geheugen: 12 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: RTX 3060 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Versie 12
    • Netwerk: Breedband-internetverbinding
    • Opslagruimte: 5 GB beschikbare ruimte
    • Aanvullende opmerkingen: Broadband connection faster than your cousin Timmy's.
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