DISCLAIMER

DISCLAIMER: This is not a game. It’s a message. If you bought this for yourself, congratulations—you’ve officially joined the ranks of the fucking idiots. Now go gift it to someone else before we revoke your "clever human" card.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:

1️⃣ NEVER BUY THIS FOR YOURSELF. Seriously. That’s like giving yourself a participation trophy for failing kindergarten.

2️⃣ GIFT IT ONLY TO FRIENDS. Strangers? Hard no. Unless they’re certified fucking idiots—then it’s basically a public service.

3️⃣ EMBRACE THE CHAOS. If they open this "game," they’ve earned it. No refunds, only shame.

WHEN TO GIFT THIS MASTERPIECE:

(Real-life gaming scenarios where your friend absolutely deserves this "award")

🎮 In Helldivers 2, When They…

Call down a "PRECISION STRIKE" directly onto their clustered squad shouting, "I THOUGHT THEY WERE BUGS!"... (They were not bugs. They were your entire team extracting the Super Samples.)

🎮 In Rocket League, When They…

Backflip away from an open goal to “style on the noobs” and miss the ball so hard it becomes modern art.

🎮 In Dota 2, When They…

Try to 1v5 the enemy team “for the outplay,” then blame lag when they die before the fight even starts.

🎮 In Dark Souls, When They…

Roll directly off a cliff to dodge a butterfly while yelling, “WORTH IT!” (It was not worth it.)

🎮 In Call of Duty, When They…

Sprint directly into a sniper lane for the 8th time, screaming, “I THINK HE’S AFK!” (He was not AFK.)

🎮 In Among Us, When They…

Report a body they just killed because “nobody suspected me yet!” and immediately get voted into space.

A játékról

This "game" is a digital monument to poor life choices. If your friend opens it, they’ll see two things:

A giant, flashing "YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT" banner.

A mirror. (Metaphorically. We’re not liable for broken screens.)

READY TO SPREAD THE TRUTH?