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LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous power-ups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

Get a taste of all that LORT has to offer in the Demo which includes:

• 3 Adventurers to play as:

  • Astrid Glitzgore - the ninth heiress in a long, proud family of brawlin' Warriors

  • Cliff Bowman - elven security guard of the Pine Cone Zone

  • Bernie Blazington - quit Boomology 101 and started slinging flames his own way

• Hilly Billy Countryside - The first level to start your run, complete an ingredient quest and take down the Goblin leader. (A full run will span across 4 different levels, each with their own boss, and culminate in a final duel with the Curse of LORT).

• A sampling of the finest Weapons to bash Goblins with including:

  • Bonehead's Basher - Perfect for bashing, smashing, and mashing

  • Blade of Casual Heroics - the preferred blade of the unpaid hero intern

  • Staff of the Funky Bone - a wizardly staff that is as funky as it is deadly

  • Cloudripper, Vapor Blade - slice 'em quick with the help of a fat cloud

  • Starboard Swiftbow - forged in the open ocean and trained on seagulls

  • and many more weapons!

• 22 challenges to unlock new Powerups, Weapons, and Adventurers to play with in the Demo.

• Powerups. Oh so many Powerups like:

  • Big Big Boom Bongos

  • Gatago Faust's Band

  • Meat Fortress

  • Talisman of the Nerds

  • Trophy of Swole

  • and Cool Comfy Shorts

• Friendly NPC's like Stewart the Steward, Rune Juice Guy, Lawrence Fishbird and more!

• Our first pass on localization - we want your feedback! Please email locfeedback@bigdistraction.com with feedback about your specific language. 

Check out the full-game content below.

Bring your homies (or bravely solo it, you absolute legend) for chaotic, over-the-top co-op madness. Combo your attacks, cover each other's backs, and rally your friends by blowing the tooter as the chaos scales from "this seems fine" to "oh no."

Swords, wands, bows, or the age-old gun—it’s all up to you. Freely swap your weapons, discover explosive combos, and pick your favorite way to slap goblins into next week.

A powerup in your hand is worth two in a chest. Get to mixing, matching, and stacking to outhit and outlast your enemies with powerups like: 

• Nah’s Barrier

• Boomer’s Blessing

• Trophy of Swole

• Cool Comfy Shorts

• And over 100 more!

Massive, weird, and ready to ruin your run—these bosses hit hard, play dirty, and laugh at your cute little power-ups. Learn the dance, punish their weakness, and slap back harder.

This isn’t just any run—it's THE run. Achieve peak power-up perfection, become absurdly overpowered, and turn the tables on this cursed world. Goblins will tell horror stories about you.

Pick your ingredients. Choose your quests. Build the run you want. Choices you make stir the pot—determining which bizarre enemies, cursed locations, and giant, weirdo bosses show up to ruin your day. Cook up chaos, or play it smart... just don’t under-season it.

Thanks for sticking around. No loot here, just raw appreciation. You read the whole thing. That’s rare. You might actually be... the chosen one.