Panzermadels! The first dating simulator to deliver a thoughtful look at tanks, and the men who date them!
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Very Positive (1,157) - 92% of the 1,157 user reviews for this game are positive.
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Mar 9, 2016
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Recommended
By /a/ March 9, 2016

“Ever wanted to put your penis inside the barrel of an anime tank? This is the game for you.”

Buy Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator

 

Reviews

“Is this game daft, yes, yes it is.”
Patrick Ward

“The result? Panzermadels may be on the GOTY list, not in the running for the title itself, but on the list definitely. I'm serious. Don't sit there and judge me.”
8.6/10 – Reagan Wilkins

“It is illegal to have sex with a sentient military-owned tank in Japan. A private tank is fair, but a military tank can’t consent and it’s considered defamation of military property... Even if she’s super flirty and very much interested in you.”
War Is Boring

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This Game may contain content not appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work: Some Nudity or Sexual Content, Adult Only Sexual Content, General Mature Content, Frequent Nudity or Sexual Content

About This Game

STORY

Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it's not Tank School, but "Tank School" for World War II Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls...!

Instead of studying military history and doctrine, he's in "Basic Artillery Computations for Fire Support 101", and "Radio Operations 214". Will he win the heart of the tank-girls, or end up as cannon fodder? Only you can decide in, "Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator".

DETAILS

Panzermadels is made by 'DEVGRU-P' a small team of American developers in the style of a traditional Japanese Visual Novel. Unabashedly goofy, the game takes every trope you know from visual novels, and puts a distinctly Tank-Related twist on them! With six different romance plot-lines and a multiple of endings based on your choices, Panzermadels will keep you entertained for a number of playthroughs!

FEATURES

  • Join the Army.
  • See the World Darkest Depths of Your Frail Existence.
  • Meet Fun and Interesting People Tanks.
  • Date Them.
  • Also There's a Beach Episode.

System Requirements

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macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Microsoft Windows Vista
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: If your PC can't run this how are you running Steam?
    Recommended:
    • OS *: Microsoft Windows 7
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Your grandfather's Mac could probably run this.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
    • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.

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