The whole point of having a pair of hands is to PUNCH DEMON IN THE FACE
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📖 Story

You play as Lupus, an unemployed man who became wealthy after investing in cryptocurrency back in 2011. Spending the rest of his life immersed in games and pornography, he is suddenly summoned by an otherworldly entity from another dimension with a mission. However, Lupus is not immediately granted permission to carry out this sacred task.

To prove himself worthy, Lupus must defeat all the demons threatening to destroy the sacred temples scattered across various limbo realms between dimensions. Though tasked as a temple guardian, in every run Lupus often takes on the role of an executioner.

He has no choice, sooner or later, he will be sent to the limbo realms, and if he refuses to fight the demons inhabiting these places, he will be killed by demons on the spot.

What exactly is the entity’s motive? Why choose Lupus, someone so clearly unfit for any kind of responsibility?

🛡️ Character Progression

No traditional XP. No inventory management.
Lupus grows stronger through a unique risk-reward system where his damage output scales inversely with his remaining health — the lower his HP, the deadlier his attacks become. In addition, mastering precise timing by successfully parrying enemy attacks multiple times further boosts his combat effectiveness, rewarding skilled and daring players who can dance on the edge of death.

Key progression mechanics:

  • Damage increases as Lupus' HP decreases, the lower the health, the higher the damage output.

  • Successful parries against enemy attacks boost Lupus' damage further.

  • Encourages high-risk, high-reward gameplay focused on skillful timing and survival.

  • Progression rewards players who can master parrying and manage low health strategically.

🎯 Goals

  • Defeat escalating waves of enemies in progressively tougher arenas.

  • Uncover the hidden story behind "Cake" and the entity controlling the world.

  • Unlock all endings: multiple narrative outcomes based on your Rank result.

  • Survive long enough to tell the story.

⚔️ Challenges

  • Relentless enemies.

  • No safe healing: healing is easy, but don’t be too naive.

  • Death isn’t the only progress resetter: Heal too much and you’ll lose your buffs.

  • Mocking Bird: You won’t get roasted when you die, but when your rank result isn’t an ‘S’.

 

🕹️ Game Mechanics

  • Desperation Power Scaling: More damage as your HP drops.

  • High-Risk Healing: Healing resets your buffs if over 30%.

  • Death-Based Upgrades: Incremental power-ups unlocked via death milestones.

  • Arena Combat: Wide, the room is big but the tension is Tight, fast-paced with enemy spread around the corner

  • Linier Structure: Enemy spawns on same specific location

 

⏱️ Playtime

  • 1–30 minutes per run

  • Approx. 4–6 hours to unlock most content, with extra hidden secrets and alternate endings extending playtime to 10+ hours.

 

🎮 Genre

Roguelike Action | Surreal Comedy Horror | Desperation-Progression Arena Brawler

 

🧪 Additional Game Modes

  • Endless Mode: No narrative, pure survival against increasingly impossible odds.

  • Permadeath Hardcore Mode: One life. One shot. Good luck.

  • Boss Rush: Fight all unlocked bosses consecutively for leaderboard glory.

 

🎂 What Makes It Unique

  • No XP, no loot, no farming — only dying fuels your progress.

  • Risky healing and desperation scaling creates intense decision-making under pressure.

  • Dark humor narrative that roasts gaming clichés, roguelike tropes, and pop culture.

  • Desperation upgrades that carry across runs without traditional leveling.

成人內容說明

開發者表示產品內容如下:

This game contains explicit depictions of cartoon genitalia, including erect penises and nipples exaggerated to unusual sizes. It also includes references to drug use, sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), and frequent strong language.

系統需求

    最低配備:
    • 作業系統: windows
    • 處理器: i3 or Ryzen 3 (if your cpu can run game from 15 years ago, you are fine)
    • 記憶體: 8 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: integrated graphic (if your gpu can run game from 15 years ago, you are fine)
    • DirectX: 版本:11
    • 儲存空間: 500 MB 可用空間
    建議配備:
    • 作業系統: windows
    • 處理器: i3 or Ryzen 3 (if your cpu can run game from 10 years ago, you are fine)
    • 記憶體: 8 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: integrated graphic (if your gpu can run game from 10 years ago, you are fine)
    • DirectX: 版本:12
    • 儲存空間: 600 MB 可用空間
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