This isn’t a game. It’s a vertical meltdown disguised as one. Climb as a gripless goblin in the most unforgiving platformer of the decade.
Udgivelsesdato:
23. maj 2025
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Hvorfor tidlig adgang?

“We want players to suffer with us. Early Access lets us gather feedback, balance frustration levels, and refine mechanics while adding more content and features. It’s a perfect fit for a game built around trial, error, and chaos.”

Hvor lang tid vil dette spil være i tidlig adgang?

“As long as it takes to flesh out the pain. We don’t have a set end date. We’ll launch 1.0 when it’s cooked, cursed, and complete. (Realistically, 1-2 years. No promises though.)”

Hvorledes kommer den fulde version til at være anderledes end produktet i tidlig adgang?

“We plan to introduce a second climbable map, wearable goblin items, and more environmental variety. We plan to add additional lore, secrets, and quality-of-life improvements. The core experience is planned to remain brutally intact.”

Hvad er den nuværende tilstand for versionen med tidlig adgang?

“Fully playable with a complete vertical map, two goblins with unique movement, and our signature “no mercy” gameplay loop. It’s very climbable. It’s very fallable.”

Ændrer spillets pris sig under og efter tidlig adgang?

“We will gradually raise the price as we add new maps and features. Early climbers get the best deal. (No crazy pricing though. Indie game prices! We aren't pirates, just goblins.)”

Hvordan har I tænkt jer at involvere fællesskabet i jeres udviklingsproces?

“We’ll be listening closely on Discord and Steam forums. Feedback on pain points (literally) helps us tweak mechanics and design future content. If something feels unfair… tell us. If it feels too unfair… we’ll consider making it worse.”
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About

The Goblin Game is an unforgiving rage-platformer where your only goal is to go up, and the world wants nothing more than to drag you back down.
Play as a miserable goblin scaling the cursed cave system known as The Crag. There are no checkpoints and no safety nets. Every jump matters. Every fall is punishment. Progress is a test of patience, precision, and sheer stubbornness.

If you fall, you start again.
If you scream, you’re doing it right.

Features:

  • Two Playable Goblins
    Choose between Fritz the Fizzlewump, nimble, twitchy, and barely competent, or Blort the Bloat, a lumbering abomination who turns basic locomotion into an act of war against common sense. Controlling Blort feels like steering a fridge full of soup off a cliff. Every jump is an argument. Every landing is a miracle. He doesn't move. He collides with the concept of movement.

  • Handcrafted Vertical Level Design
    Climb through a single-shot, hand-sculpted nightmare full of precarious ledges, rickety goblin bridges, and physics-defying rocks. No loading zones. Just one continuous climb. One slip and it's a long way down.

  • Brutal, No-Mercy Philosophy
    There are no saves. No midpoints. Every mistake has consequences. Every fall is final. It’s not just a challenge, it’s a gauntlet of suffering disguised as a game. You’ve been warned.

Systemkrav

    Minimum:
    • Kræver en 64-bit processor og operativsystem
    • Styresystem: Windows 10/11
    • Processor: Intel i5-7500 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
    • Hukommelse: 8 GB RAM
    • Grafik: NVIDIA GTX 970 / AMD RX 570
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Diskplads: 3 GB tilgængelig plads
    • Yderligere bemærkninger: SSD Recommended
    Anbefalet:
    • Kræver en 64-bit processor og operativsystem
    • Styresystem: Windows 10/11
    • Processor: Intel i5-10400F / AMD Ryzen 5 3600
    • Hukommelse: 16 GB RAM
    • Grafik: NVIDIA RTX 2060 / AMD RX 6600
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Diskplads: 3 GB tilgængelig plads
    • Yderligere bemærkninger: SSD Recommended

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