Planned Release Date: To be announced

About This Game

Earthlings is a settlement builder where you manage humans who think they're serving God - but you're actually helping a nobody alien pretend to be an artist.

Meet G, an ordinary grey alien who crashed on Earth and saw his chance. He always dreamed of being an artist but never had the talent. Now he can fake it by stealing human creativity while hiding from you and pretending to be divine.

Every Second Counts! Constantly reassign your few precious workers between different jobs as chaos erupts. Rush them from gathering stone to defending against sandworm attacks, then to building monuments before deadlines. Sometimes it's zen-like planning, other times pure panic. Every choice matters when you're running a skeleton crew.

Art or Survival? Mix and match monument part cards to create "masterpieces" that G sells to gullible space buyers. Higher level parts demand rarer materials like silver and gold. Choose parts with game-changing effects - heal all workers, complete buildings instantly, attract merchants, or boost your reputation.

He Can't Hide Forever! Complete monument orders to survive, but search for keys guarded by tough enemies. Use these keys to unlock gates that lead to new worlds. The more gates you open, the closer you get to finding G's hiding location and ending his cosmic scam.

Get Stronger, Get Smarter! Earn knowledge points from completing levels. Spend them to make your workers faster, stronger, and more capable. Build up your power so you can eventually face G and send him packing back to space.

Your Boss is a Disaster! Miss deadlines and G panics, triggering sandstorms, enemy attacks, and other catastrophes. Keep delivering monuments on time or face the consequences of your anxious alien overlord's complete breakdown.

Build monuments. Hunt for keys. Get stronger. Find your fake god and kick him off Earth.