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Welcome to Touch Grass VR Simulator, the most advanced grass touching simulator ever developed. Tired of sunlight, insects, and social expectations? Experience nature the way it was never meant to be, virtually! Why suffer through pollen, sunburn, and awkward small talk with joggers when you can immerse yourself in perfectly curated artificial scenery, optimized for maximum relaxation. Touch Grass VR Simulator brings the outdoors indoors in a deeply unnecessary way. Feel the wind. Hear the birds. See the grass. All without moving more than five feet. Because going outside is cringe.

RELAX

Enjoy the calm virtual environment that allows you to simulate being out in the real world touching grass without all the risks of actually going outside.

TOUCH GRASS

Touch virtual grass meticulously designed to be touched from the safety of your home. Allow the state of the art grass physics to relax you in VR just like real grass does. Touch grass without ever leaving your chair. Get the illusion of movement with absolutely none of the benefits.

MINI GAME

Play the touch grass minigame, where you can count how many times you have touched grass. How much grass can you touch?

BUG FREE EXPERIENCE

No mosquitoes. No ants. No chance of being attacked by geese. Enjoy nature with none of the outdoor threats. (Software bugs may still apply.)

PLAY OFFLINE

Perfect for when you're hiding from both the sun and your responsibilities. Perfect for pretending to be grounded while actually just chilling in VR.

ACHIEVEMENTS

Unlock achievements that show how much grass you touch. Prove to others that you have indeed touched grass. Take that haters!

GIFT

Maybe you know someone who could use a healthy dose of grass touching themselves. Touch Grass VR Simulator makes an excellent gift and friendly reminder to touch grass!

DISCLAIMER

Touch Grass VR Simulator is not a suitable replacement for Vitamin D, cardiovascular exercise, or an actual healthy lifestyle. Touch Grass VR Simulator will not fix your posture, your social life, or your fear of going outside. Consult your doctor if symptoms of irony persist for more than five hours. This game will not tan your skin, improve your health, or make you emotionally stable. It’s just grass. In VR. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.