Buy Ascent of the Dragon

About This Game

• Pretending to Work: It's the perfect cover for when your boss is talking about something that's supposed to be easy but ends up being very complicated as always.
  
• Nightingale, Palworld, or Helldivers 2 will take some time to download. It's better to play this than to just stare at your screen.
  
• Procrastination Aid: Have important tasks to do and you are looking for an escape rope? This game is the perfect tool for procrastination.
  
• Screensaver: When you leave the game running, it makes for a great and unique screensaver. The ultimate disguise to continue the charade.
  
• Thanks to the leaderboards, you can play during office hours, meetings or calls to still enjoy some progression in your life as your boss will never give you that satisfaction.
  
• Dragons: Everybody loves dragons, so why miss out? Note: If you haven’t bought the game at this point in the description, I will send my pet dragon to burn you to a crisp.
  
• Healthy life choice: It's cheaper than a beer or any type of junk food, which makes it healthier.
  
• Strive to be the best: This probably won’t be hard, this game will probably sell worse than the deal I made with the devil.
  
• Introvert: When you're not in the mood to interact with other humans, this game provides the perfect excuse. "Sorry, can't talk. I'm busy guiding a dragon to its next collision”.