About This Game

Bert has a problem. You see, he’s stuck in his hat and it won't stop spinning. There are pests everywhere, and he can't move without the recoil of his blunderbuss. Use the power of ancient Gnomic angles (physics) to ping pong your way around the various maps acquiring power ups and bullets as you go.



In your quest to help Bert you will be able to:

• Fight through waves of pests with various behaviors
  
• Buy unique power-ups and bullet variations in the shop
  
• Uncover and clean out maps of all shapes and sizes
  
• Learn and overcome Bert’s unique movement mechanics
  
• Find the secrets of Bert’s story

Quality of life features:

• No micro-transactions, no premium currencies
  
• No fishing
  
• Easy on the eyes and ears
  
• Rebindable controls
  
• Simple and easy to learn controls
  
• Choose which in-game songs you want to hear

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