You will pay $99.99 to be psychologically tortured by a sentient job application. You will learn to live, laugh, love until the walls bleed. You will become a succulent beverage.

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Geplande uitgavedatum: 17 dec 2025

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Over dit spel

Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!

Features:

  • Relatable phone-based interaction system.

  • Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.

  • A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.

Privileges:

  • Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.

  • Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.

  • Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field
    (Security Clearance Required).

Minimum Qualifications:

  • Must be able to read, quickly.

  • Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.

  • Able to complete assigned tasks independently.

Preferred Qualifications:

  • Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.

  • Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.

  • Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.

  • Strong desire to generate Value.

  • Tinnitus resistance.

  • Morally flexible.

Important System Disclosures:

  • Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.

  • Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.

  • During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.

  • Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.

  • Genuine human interaction is not available at this time.

Disclaimers:

*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value.



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This game contains extreme violence and dismemberment.

Systeemeisen

    Minimum:
    • Besturingssysteem: Windows 10
    • Processor: 1.80GHz Processor
    • Geheugen: 8 GB RAM
    • Grafische kaart: DX10 Video card with 1GB of VRAM
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