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About This Game

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, actually, just yesterday, in the local market, your moronic little brother exchanged the family cow for a bag of magic beans. He admitted that his plan was to sell the cow to get money for food, but a nice man persuaded him to exchange it for beans, which could grow all the way to the clouds, where he could find a magic castle with a golden goose inside that can lay golden eggs.

After you spend the entire evening running through the market in search for this mysterious “nice” man, you came home and sent your little brother to bed without dinner. What you saw the next morning made you nearly regret your anger towards your little brother. A humongous beanstalk was growing in the middle of your field. However, as your late father used to say, “When it rains, it pours”, not only did the plant completely ruin all the other crops that you planted, there were also no beans growing on it and in the house you found a note from your brother saying:

“See, I was right, those really were magic beans and you had no reason to be this upset about it. I’m going to climb this beanstalk and I will find the magic castle in the clouds and I will find the golden goose and then we will be rich and then you will have to apologize to me for being mad at me!”

So now you will have to climb the beanstalk in order to beat the sh… in order to save your little brother before he falls down and breaks his neck.

Gameplay:
Your goal in this 3D platformer is to climb to the top of the beanstalk. Jump from stalk to leaf, from leaf to stalk, grab onto sprouts, ride the cloud and hope you don't make a mistake. The only enemies are impatience and yourself. Don't worry, you won't die even when you fall down and your progress will always be saved. Always. Even when you wish it wasn't.