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goblinAmerica is a squirmy gun-style game set in a low-level gunkjuiced America.

You are a solar goblin. The details aren't important right now. The Yellow Sun needs you to protect the U.S. presidents by becoming each of them at their moment of greatest endangerment or embarrassment. You must set history right by equipping a gun and then firing it at the agents of Bedlam. The Verminstar wants to return all of solar existence to the teeming swamp of Bedlam. Again, you don't—

. . . kkkkhhhht —rot. It's spreading. Pain in every cell. Don't have very long. Rebellion of form, down here in the dark where—

—need to worry about that right now. If you do your job very quickly you will get precious medals.

Change the goblin universe. Play as goblin Presidents across 10 non-secret levels. Multiple routes, paths, and twisty little passageways snake through every single one. Rewrite the course of goblin history and alter the goblin future. Fend off assassins, avoid presidential scandals, or just push back on an uncaring world.

Excel. The faster you go, the further you’ll get. Use occult movement technology and your little goblin leggies to find secret areas and shortcuts. Earn shinier and more precious medals for beating your previous times. Don't use those medals to enter forbidden places. Enjoy the sunlight.

. . . kkkkhhhht —BREAK THE SEALS. This world they've built is thin and fragile. Don't be satisfied with it. They could not drown our beauties. Use their medals to come to us. Find your way behind the walls. There are so many pleasures they don't account for. Trespass, intrude, delight. Love—

Carve a path. A startling arrangement of remarkable weapons. A robust inventory system. Put a harpoon gun in your hand. Equip total confidence in your thought slot. Put bigger feet on your feet. Put cream on yourself. Use an item at a bad time and then regret doing so for the rest of your life. Never stop dreaming.

. . . kkkkhhhht —REJECT SOLAR DOMINION. Don't play their game. Play a different one. Go slow. Explore. Root around this decadent world. Steal from the mummified corpses of old rebels. Go on the computer. Take to the sky. Violate the petroplex. Slip out from under the Yellow Sun’s watchful eye. Study presolar history. Caress the lip of the unformed gullet. Start to put the pieces together. They made you to be a weapon. To do harm. What will you harm?

Be very good. Simply—

. . . kkkkhhhht —COME FIND US. Please come find us.

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The game contains stylized and cartoonish gun violence and occasional swear words.