Banter or die! Play two hunters who are racing to kill a vampire in a 90s JRPG style comedy. Solve puzzles, kill rats, and tolerate puns. It's like classic LucasArts made a Final Fantasy knock-off. The key to survival is exploring the world and finding things to talk about!
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Positive (36) - 83% of the 36 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Mar 10, 2022

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Play Vamps For The Memories


About This Game

An undead lord is terrorizing the countryside and every hunter in the realm is clamoring to be the first to stake'm! Play as two hunters who band together in their quest to defeat the new evil first! This is a cozy 90s JRPG style game where finding topics to banter about is a key to survival and trading stories of past battles gets you new and powerful skills.

It's a lot of jokes, think a LucasArts Adventure teamed up with a Final Fantasy clone. Turn based combat, trading games, dungeon puzzles (e.g. box pushing) and lot of be people to talk to and banter topics to collect.

There are options in the game to make combat easy and to give hints for the puzzles. You can turn them on and off anytime.

This game was made in a few weeks for my DnD group and now it's out here for anyone who might enjoy it!



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System Requirements

    • OS *: Microsoft Windows 8.1/10 (64bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-4340
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Compatible OpenGL / VRAM 1GB
    • Storage: 1 GB GB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    • OS: Mac OS 10.13.4
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-4340
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Compatible OpenGL / VRAM 1GB
    • Storage: 1 GB available space

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