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Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

An absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game featuring a massive cast of bizarre characters, notebook-doodle visuals, and 7 crazy endings! As you embark on your quest to go to the store, the denizens of this zany town will seek your help with their insane problems.

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Positive (16) - 100% of the 16 user reviews for this game are positive.

Release Date:

Sep 2, 2021

Developer:

Bad Gremlin Studios

Publisher:

Bad Gremlin Studios

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Single-player

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Family Sharing

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Languages:

	Interface	Full Audio	Subtitles
English	✔

Includes 8 Steam Achievements

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Title: Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store
Genre: Adventure

Developer: Bad Gremlin Studios

Publisher: Bad Gremlin Studios

Release Date: Sep 2, 2021

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About This Game

About the Game

A short, absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game with a massive cast of bizarre characters, multiple endings, and a plethora of ways to be a generally unpleasant human being. Perform open-heart surgery! Rob an alien! Start the apocalypse! The choices--and consequences--are all yours! Seven zany endings await in this world of notebook-doodle visuals and wry humor!

"Oh no, Clarence, you're all out of Milk!"

Take on the role of Clarence in his heroic quest to go to the store and buy milk.
It's only a quick walk down the road; I'm sure a full cast of quirky characters definitely won't stop you along the way to inundate you with insane problems and an obtuse trading quest leading to seven unique endings!
...After all, what are the odds of that happening?

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

suicide, violence, drug/alcohol reference, and strong language throughout

System Requirements

Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows 7
Processor: 1.8GHz Dual-Core CPU
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Integrated Graphics
Storage: 400 MB available space

Recommended:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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