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WARNING : This game contains mature content such as the acts of consensual Car on Dragon sex as well as shows female and male genitalia of both Cars and Dragons. This is meant to be funny but still rated +18. Mature audiences only!! ALL CARS and ALL DRAGONS in this game are of age and have provided detailed background information before they were cast into this game (as well as screened to be STD free). You've been thoroughly warned!

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This game has a character named CARS --- and these are his adventures trying to bang some DRAGONS! I mean, you fight other enemies too!

It's CARS! It's Dragons! And they *ENGAGE IN ACTS OF FORNICATION* together. You heard of doggie style, well --- how about DRAGON STYLE!?

What more do you want? It's fucking hilarious! Brought to you by the same game company as "The Tower of Wowers", NecroCatic Games!

The game features :

•Almost 100 enemies, bosses or even RACER bosses with a ton of shit to collect --- no wait wrong game! Trust us, there's ALOT OF ITEMS! Cool ones! Funny ones. Lots!!

•Original Soundtrack from the creator of r/CarsFuckingDragons "GUITARPLAYER0171" Dr. Quincy!

•Recruit custom characters with the Character Recruitment System as you fight in over 100 maps!

•After finishing climbing the "Unfinished" tower you get access to a a new WORLD MAP ad new locations!

•Traditional turn-based combat with new and clearly superior Retro Sideview Combat!

•Collect a very unique currency inspired by CarsFuckingDragons.

•Enjoy Exciting SNES style Open World Exploration - You choose the destination and your fate!

•Dragon Strip Club - you can see some dragon titties!

•Race Track - fight 10 "Racer Bosses" at the race track! ... You are a car and a car NEEDS a race track (AND A DRAGON)!

And more... Why are you even reading this? Just play the game! My mom even said it was good!