In Short Night:The Half Pint Lady choose between four horny goblin coworkers while keeping The Half Pint Lady from falling into disrepair. Complete unique quests, find hidden items, explore each goblin’s unique personality during the day and tackle increasingly difficult mini-games at night.
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This game has adult themes, adult language, references to the occult, and fictional characters depicted in adult situations and performing hardcore sexual acts with human and fantasy characters. All characters depicted are over the age of 18.

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In Short Night: The Half Pint Lady choose between four horny goblin coworkers while keeping The Half Pint Lady from falling into disrepair. Complete unique quests, find hidden items, explore each goblin’s unique personality during the day, and tackle increasingly difficult mini-games at night. Try your best to handle your workload as your coworkers try their best to tackle your other load.


Roused from a welcome dream of horny, greedy goblins fighting over your dick; you awaken to find Cecilia, your hot, dwarven boss, wearing a knowing expression. She has come into some money and decided to hire some extra help. Perfect! Gods know you've been working doubles for as long as you can remember, so this is a welcome surprise!



The Half Pint Lady and more importantly you, could seriously use a pair of crafty little hands that can get into all those tight places humans can't reach. So, frivolously, Cecilia's solution is GOBLINS! Not one, not two, but four goblins all vying for the same position. Only one of them will be good enough for the arduous tasks to come, and it's up to you to figure out which one is the most tolerable to work with… both professionally and otherwise.

Interact with these four lil' goblins through dialogue sequences, cutscenes, and personal quest lines. By day, show these girls the ropes, keep them out of trouble. Get to know their deepest desires, and by night deal with their salacious, cock-hungry advances. But don’t be fooled; these four shorties may warm your heart or even your cock, but distractions cause disaster! Never forget, you've got to keep The Half Pint Lady up and running, cum what may.






The first chance she got, Zaar set off into the sunset to find excitement, renown, gold, and adventure on the high seas! It turns out that privateering was hard to come by for a plucky goblin in over her head. Instead, she shuffled through ports and taverns, looking for ANYONE needing a tiny pair of helping hands. All she found were tall tales told and equally tall rejections. After a while, she used these stories to ‘craft’ her own backstory full of swashbuckling, near-death experiences, and unbelievable outcomes. Alas, few took her stories as honest, and even fewer would welcome her on authentic adventures. So Zaar found herself quickly short of coin and needing a job. Good thing The Half Pint Lady was hiring. Now, surely she can experience a couple of tall tales of her own!


The runt of the litter, Kantii was always outshined for attention by her, far more needy and boisterous siblings. She grew up never feeling good enough for real friends, so sought the company of toads and swamp critters. Kantii convinced herself that she’d never live up to her potential and opted to serve others instead. While this sad outlook quickly bottomed out her self-worth, at least she wasn’t completely useless. Helpful or not, no one likes having a melancholy bump on a log, feeling sorry for herself, hanging around all the time, right? So Kantii took leave to travel to the closest inn for work, which… just happened to be The Half Pint Lady. Maybe working at a bustling tavern is just what she needs… or perhaps a tall, stiff dose of confidence is what she REALLY needs.


Deemah has a lot to live up to, being the daughter of the once famous ledger smith Gemlo The Snide, who pulled the Royal House of Slevosh back from the brink of financial collapse. She grew up without real friends or potential lovers and instead focused on statistics, arithmetic, and gold management. Her no-nonsense way of looking at the world and her overly scrutinous eye meant it didn’t take long for her to excel at every job that came her way. However, just when she thought she’d settled into mid-level management, Deemah fell victim to her own success. Deemah soon found herself the enemy of her less precision-inclined coworkers. How droll! But of course, nothing can stop a goblin of her caliber, and as soon as she saw an ad for The Half Pint Lady; the cogs began to turn. Now THAT was a business she could flex her talents with…


Harulu’s well-connected father is rich beyond measure. She grew up with anything and everything her heart desired. The baby of the family, this big-titted bimbo became the epitome of a spoiled brat and quickly turned into more of a terror than anyone could handle! One after the other her servants quit. Gradually, this started to affect the only thing Daddy cared about more than Harulu herself…his money! Her father then did something so horrible, and so drastic, something Harulu couldn’t believe… he told her she had to… get a job! Like, GROSS! Thankfully The Half Pint Lady seems like an easy enough place to lay low and wait for Daddy to come to his senses… besides, surely there's someone she can entice into doing her work for her, right??


Little is known about Cecilia’s past life before she took over The Half Pint Lady except that it came into her possession after her Uncle was lost on a dwarven expedition. Rumor has it that prior to running the inn, she was a gifted craftswoman who made some of the finest Dwarven armor, weapons, and other strange contraptions. The Half Pint Lady brims with a menagerie of these so-called devices and technologies, but getting the truth out of her is next to impossible. Local legend also says she used to be an adventurer, traveling all around the land with humans and other taller species. Again, it’s anyone’s guess; the dwarf is a total mystery!



● HD Fullscreen Options
● Four Unique Interactable NPCs
● Visual Novel Gameplay
● Character-centric Quests
● Point & Click Exploration
● Item Hunting
● Interactive Mini-Games
● Explicit Sex Sequences
● Replay Gallery
● Original Soundtrack and Audio
● Steam Achievements

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Window 10 64-bit +
    • Processor: Intel i5 2.3GHz or AMD A9 2.9GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated graphics
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectSound (DirectX) compatible sound card
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Window 10 64-bit +
    • Processor: Intel i5 2.3GHz or AMD Ryzen 2.9GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce GTX 970 or AMD RX 560 2GB equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectSound (DirectX) compatible sound card

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