Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem! Prove that you are not a NOOB reaching the perfect score of 8888! 8===> A tough game for tough gamers!
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About This Game

Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem!
ASTROPUPPA will challenge you in a colourful (black and white) 3D (not true, it's 2D) battle (most of the time) against rocks a lot of stupid space things and creatures!

Your aim is to reach the perfect run with 8888 points.
If you don't manage to do it, it means you are a noob.
So, please, if you fail, don't tell that the game is too hard or whatever. It's because YOU-ARE-A-NOOOOB.

Game features:
- Fourteen (13) levels with a lot of unpredictable things;
- Audio FX produced by mouth;
- hand-drawn (not exactly) Asteroids-like graphics;
- enhanced instructions to become an ASTROPUPPA Jedi;
- many many white pixels and an incredible number of black pixels;
- hard gameplay mechanics to test how much time you can resist without getting angry and destroying the keyboard;
- hypocritical elements completely unuseful for people without a human sensibility;
- press keys randomly and maybe something will happen.

TIP1: PAUSE KILLS!
TIP2: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

And last but not least, if you are a NOOB and you are not able to win at this game, don't put a bad review. PUPPA again. The game is not long as the bible, so you can find the needed minutes to play it.
So, if you put a bad review, it means you surrended and that you are a NOOB!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The game may contain some element which can represent sexual arguments in a ironical way.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 1 GHz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 3D Accelerated 128MB Graphics Card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 and later
    • Processor: 2 GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 3D Accelerated 128MB Graphics Card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
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