"No Offence, But" is a hilarious turn-based strategy game where you must build a reputation for yourself by tearing down your enemies with insults, burns and put-downs in a series of slanging matches.
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Nov 7, 2019

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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“The fortunate thing about No Offence, But is that it can be played and enjoyed very early on in the development process, New characters can be cleanly slotted into the game as and when they are designed and implemented.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“We aim to release in Autumn 2020.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“We plan to release around 10 class archetypes. As new classes are introduced, we will be adding chapters to the campaign mode to ensure there are enough levels to explore each new class that is introduced. Throughout the process we will be improving and polishing the audio and visuals of the game, ensuring UI is clear, descriptions are unambiguous and gameplay is easy to understand.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“Currently there are 5 classes, each understood by the AI, and a handful of levels for players to sink their teeth into.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“As more features are added to the game and we approach our intended release date, we will increase the price of the Early Access game until we hit the final price bump at release. The earlier you get it, the cheaper it will be!”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“It would be great to get feedback from players during this time to help fine-tune the balance of the separate classes and test the difficulty of encounters.”
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About This Game

Words are your weapons

No Offence, But is a single-player turn-based strategy game. Your aim? To reign victorious in a series of hilarious, no-holds-barred slanging matches. Insult, belittle and humiliate those who wronged you until they can take no more! Rise in the ranks until your name strikes fear into the hearts of the townsfolk. Just don't expect your opponents to go down without a fight!

Roast your foes

Early Access
  • The current game boasts dozens of enemy encounters with varying difficulties. As you get more formidable, so do your naysayers!
  • Fearsome boss battles will push you to your limits and test your strategic prowess.
  • Whether swiftly crushing the opposition with low-blows and cutting comments, or debilitating your foes with slow-burners and mounting dread - offend opponents YOUR way!
  • A class-based lineup with a range of playstyles - slander, intimidate, horrify, roast and enrage your foes!
  • Packed full of witty jibes and damning digs!

Release Version
  • Tear through a full-length campaign, chronicling your rise to infamy
  • Unlock a horde of playable characters, each with a unique playstyle
  • Replay the game over and over - no two runs are the same!
  • Customize your team of hellraisers with mix 'n' match movesets and devastating combos!
  • Make a name for yourself, with successors to your Estate keeping your amassed fortune and hard-earned perks

Outsmart, offend, overcome. Go down in history as the sharpest-tongued villains the town has ever known!

System Requirements

    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 @ 2.4 GHz, AMD FX 8120 @ 3.1 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 460 / 650m, AMD Radeon HD6570
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 Compatible
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7+ (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel i7 920 @ 2.7 GHz, AMD Phenom II 945 @ 3.0 GHz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 680, AMD Radeon R9-280X
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 Compatible
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    • OS: OS X Yosemite
    • Processor: Intel Core i5
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel Iris
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
    • OS: OS X El Capitan
    • Processor: Intel Core i7
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel Iris 6100
    • Storage: 350 MB available space

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