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Flat Earths!

A tongue-in-cheek couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.

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Release Date:

Feb 27, 2020

Developer:

Ponywolf, Mutated Software

Publisher:

Ponywolf, LLC

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Features

Shared/Split Screen PvP

Remote Play Together

Profile Features Limited

Languages:

	Interface	Full Audio	Subtitles
English	✔	✔	✔

Title: Flat Earths!
Genre: Action, Casual, Indie

Developer: Ponywolf, Mutated Software

Publisher: Ponywolf, LLC

Release Date: Feb 27, 2020

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About This Game

Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.

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JUST DON'T BOTHER!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.

Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.

STAY WOKE!

As for features, it's more like, what's NOT in this game! Am I right!?

1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the roster
Multiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanity
Multiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanity
Toggleable 'goodies' to increase things like player speed, opponents' size, and general insanity
A general thumb in the eye of science and rational thought

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System Requirements

Windows

macOS

SteamOS + Linux

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 7/8/10
Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Embedded Intel HD
Storage: 200 MB available space

Recommended:

OS: Windows 10
Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Embedded Intel HD
Storage: 200 MB available space

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

Minimum:

OS: Mac OS X 10.8+
Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
Memory: 400 MB RAM
Storage: 200 MB available space

Minimum:

OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, SteamOS+
Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
Memory: 400 MB RAM
Storage: 200 MB available space

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