If you've ever wanted to romantically pursue a phone, then hot DARN, do I have just the game for you.
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特别好评 (29) - 过去 30 天内的 29 篇用户评测中有 100% 为好评。
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2022 年 2 月 14 日
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评测

“Its aesthetic is well executed. Its flavor of humor seeps into all facets of the UI and even the music.”
8/10 – Destructoid

“i have never felt more afraid in my entire fucking life”
N/A – Actual player-refund note for Dialtown

“Ya know, Dog, you make hell feel like limbo and heaven like a public restroom. Thanks”
N/A – My Friend (speaking more so about me)

关于这款游戏


Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD.


Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I'm being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.

Such is the life of Randy.





Anyhoo,

Dialtown has many features, including:


  • A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
  • Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown's visuals aren't just different, its writing is just as out-there!
  • Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens' lives!
  • Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has 26 endings!)
  • A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra.
  • The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*

(*We can make no guarantees about Bigfoot's whereabouts at this time.)


So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER.

Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp.

*(Warning, may actually contain cords)

成人内容描述

开发者对内容描述如下:

There's references to genitalia, cryptid-reproduction, egg-laying, sexual language, and two text-only sex scenes (sexual content). There are references to drug/tobacco usage. There's relative cartoon violence and mild realistic violence. Profanity is used throughout.

系统需求

    最低配置:
    • 操作系统 *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit)
    • 处理器: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
    • 内存: 4 GB GB RAM
    • 显卡: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
    • DirectX 版本: 9.0
    • 存储空间: 需要 2750 MB 可用空间
    • 声卡: ???
    推荐配置:
    • 操作系统 *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (64bit)
* 2024 年 1 月 1 日(PT)起,Steam 客户端将仅支持 Windows 10 及更新版本。

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