These ain't no pigs in blankets! Take control of a pig and challenge your friends at Beat your Meat. A fast paced 4 player arena combat game. Beat the other pigs and collect their porky produce to grow up big and strong. At the end of the timer fattest pig wins! Have you got what it takes to become BOSS HOG?
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Spring 2019

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Why Early Access?

“Beat Your Meat has been in development for over a year now, but being a small indie team we want the opportunity to build the game alongside the community in order to make sure it's something that they would really want to play and enjoy.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“We expect the game to be in early access until around Winter 2019, at which point the majority of our planned features should be ready and released to the world.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The core gameplay of Beat Your Meat won't be changing much from where it's at, but the amount of content will be increased significantly, with plans for more maps, gamemodes, customisations, powerups and plenty more already in the works.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The early access version of Beat Your Meat currently has 3 gamemodes, 4 levels, over 30 outfits and 10 powerups, with plenty more almost ready to be released.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“During Early Access the price of Beat Your Meat will not change, however when we leave Early Access we will raise the price to account for the extra content provided.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“Community feedback is important to us, its one of the main reasons we chose to go Early Access. If you have any feedback, we're always active on social media.

We'll be taking ideas for new maps, powerups and costumes as well as plenty of puns (there's only so many we can come up with ourselves!)

Plus if you find yourself at any conventions in the UK keep an eye out for us, we usually have some kind of freebies, ranging from stickers to small pig models!”
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Planned Release Date: Spring 2019

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February 14

Update 2: Cetis Porci Me

Welcome to this weeks Beat Your Meat blog post!

This week I'll be talking about the new announcement trailer for Cetis Porci Me!
For those that haven't seen the trailer check it out here

Cetis Porci Me will be available with the early access release of Beat Your Meat. As I'm sure you can tell its a Colosseum themed arena, and as such there will be customisation options for the pigs that reflect this!

Each level in Beat Your Meat will follow a theme of some kind. These themes will be reflected in the level hazards. Yes level hazards!

Hazards are random events that take place during a game, they're events that will aim to mix up the game in some way. Each one is different so knowing what a level might throw at you is always helpful.

That's everything for this update.
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February 6

Update 1: Discord And More!


Thank you for coming and checking out Beat Your Meat! I'd like to start by explaining exactly what Beat Your Meat is and how it works.

Beat Your Meat is an arena combat game. You take the role of a bipedal pig wielding a meat tenderiser, the aim of the base game mode "Fattest Pig" is the pummel each other and collect the delicious pork products that fall off your opponents. Eating this meat will make you grow big and strong, getting hit will cause you to shrink. At the end of the timer the biggest pig wins!

To aid in the cause powerups can be used to enhance your skills or weaken your enemies! But watch out for hazards in the map as well.

There are other game modes coming to Beat Your Meat as well I'll explain more about them in a future post!

I'd also like to take a moment to mention the discord, we set this up so that you can ask us questions about anything to do with Beat Your Meat and being an indie developer. We're taking suggestions on other things we can do there too. You can check that out here:

That's all for this post. Until next time!
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About This Game

Please Note: Beat Your Meat is a controller only game and not compatible with keyboard and mouse


Beat Your Meat is a party game where you and your friends battle it out to be the BOSS HOG!
Collect meat to grow big and strong, in the fattest pig game mode the biggest pig wins!
Duke it out on the field in Pigskin, a team based sportsball game!

And more gamemodes to come!

So what are you waiting for? Grab a meat tenderiser and get to tenderising!


We all like a bit of style, that's why you'll be able to customise your pigs outfit before you play! Pick from a wide variety of hats and clothes so you can take out your enemies in style!


With a variety of power ups you can dominate the arena using such powers as the Meateor or Meatspin.

Pork out for Beat Your Meat! You won't be disappointed!


  • 4 Peaceful levels, just waiting for you to begin the cartoon chaos!
  • 3 Gamemodes! 3 ways to dominate your opponents!
  • 40+ Customisation options, choose from a variety of outfits!
  • 10+ Powerups, more ways to bring hammageddon down upon your foes!

System Requirements

    • OS: 64 bit Windows 7, Windows 8.1, Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 650, AMD FX-6300
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 750, AMD Radeon 6950
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX compatible Sound card
    • OS: 64 bit Windows 7, Windows 8.1, Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 3570, AMD FX-6350
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 760, AMD Radeon 7950
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX compatible Sound card

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