Despre acest joc

ШПML5 is a mostly-nonsense pseudo-website point-and-click puzzle game.

Features:
- Native HTML5 interface.
- The goal is to set all the flags and then perform the final control activation.
- Conditions to set the flags are hinted in the bottom bar of the main page (and some of the others).
- Some controls reset your progress, but sometimes it is necessary to advance.
- In the end, the game also closes itself. There is only one way to finish the game.

Also doubles as a hypertextual mini-museum of digital things made by anonymous net-art group "Kreguzda", with interactive elements.

Includes:

• Database with more than a hundred russian-language (with english synopsis) MSPaint-comics with search filter;
  
• Comprehensive list of ШП releases (available to buy on Steam separately);
  
• Weird self-identifications generator for different genders (in fact, they are not specified, you can only opt to feminize it or not);
  
• Text generator loaded with our obscure usergroup memes;
  
• Pseudo-formal instructions and all-around-the-bush useful (but for who???) articles;
  
• Ultra-precise weather forecast based on the same number generator. Always the same, don't even think it would change.

Tomorrow is the Hundred-Fivehundred-First lunar day. This day is good for fasting. Do not eat anything among the lines of: dairy, fried, boiled, saltcium, iodine, mercury, plutonium, chebureks 2D, chebureks 3D, pies with HTML and other useful substances. Good health to you!