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Clam Man

An absurd, strange, and hilarious underwater adventure featuring office work, the duck of truth, nasty drinks, and the horrifying reality of mayonnaise crime.

All Reviews:

Very Positive (106) - 94% of the 106 user reviews for this game are positive.

Release Date:

May 23, 2019

Developer:

Team Clam

Publisher:

Team Clam

	Interface	Full Audio	Subtitles
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Reviews

“I wasn’t expecting it, but it turns out that Clam Man was the exact hero I had no idea I needed.”
The Gaming Outsider

“I could definitely do with more Clam Man in my life.”
The Video Game Almanac

“Clam Man sticks to its premise, and doesn't run around or desert it.”
RA-Reviews

About This Game

Disclaimer!

Clam Man is a game built around jokes and a strange, absurd narrative! It has weird characters, tons of puns, and a handful of puzzles; but the focus of the game is definitely dialogue! Examining the world, talking to characters and taking it easy: If that sounds like your thing, this might just be the game for you!

STORY

Clam Man is the story of the Clam Man. Intriguing, isn't it? Yes, it's true - he is a clam and yet also a man. This is not a topic of debate, it is fact. We've confirmed it while working on this game. Using science.

"He certainly is a clam man." - Playtester

Thank You, Playtester - we couldn't agree more.

But to be more specific: This is the story of a man, recently promoted to junior sales representative, enjoying the comforts and leisure of lower-mid-level office work. However, things suddenly take a turn for the worse, and the Clam Man is cast into an adventure full of danger, suspicion, and mystery. Join him, as he unravels the conspiracy behind the tragic event that befalls him, and fight to restore CLAMMY JUSTICE to the world of Snacky Bay.

FEATURES

A story full of twists and turns and a huge amount of strange jokes!
More than 20 unique and strange characters to interact with! (I really like the jellyfish personally)
A spectacular original soundtrack!
Lots of plants
Umm
Phone calls!
Puzzles!
Knots!
The most evil bad guy in the history of evil bad guys
Anime fight scene!
Our boys in blue!
And of course, a duck.

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH ENOUGH WITH THE JOKES What is all this about even

Clam Man is a point'n'click adventure game, with an emphasis on story rather than puzzles! We wanted to create a game focused on the parts we loved about old school adventure games - the story and the jokes. It's a simple, entertaining game where you explore the world and interact with it's inhabitants. Oh, and we did throw a few puzzles in here and there, too.

IS THIS FOR ME?

I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a pretty cool person. I'll just ask a couple questions to figure that out:

Do you enjoy story-driven games?
Do you enjoy absurd and strange comedy?
Do you want to relax and play a game where the primary objective is to make you laugh at said strange comedy?
Have you got a thing for ridiculous underwater settings and weird, nonsensical stories?

well yeah you know in that case it's definitely for you

Oh and hey! Why not check out the soundtrack as well?

Much love,
//Team Clam

System Requirements

Windows

macOS

SteamOS + Linux

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 7, 8 or 10
Processor: 1.8Ghz and upwards to infinity and beyond (but yeah make sure it's a processor with SSE2 instruction set support)
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Most integrated graphics chips work fine (as long as you dont dip them in ranch haha get it because chip)
DirectX: Version 10
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Sound Card: One that can make underwater sounds, or not. You don't really need one. It's cool.
Additional Notes: If you regularly play games on your PC, Clam Man should run just fine

Recommended:

OS: Windows 14
Processor: A cool-looking one that's also really really fast and goes vroom vroom
Memory: 32 GB RAM
Graphics: Like 1000 graphics
DirectX: Version 10
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Sound Card: A plugged in semi-acoustic guitar for that authentic clam sound
Additional Notes: We don't know if Clam Man runs on computers from the future

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

Minimum:

OS: MacOS 10.11 (EL CAPITAN)
Processor: The classic mac processor
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: The ones you have in your mac
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Sound Card: The classic mac sound card
Additional Notes: Most macs and macbooks from 2014 and up will run Clam Man perfectly well!

Recommended:

OS: The fastest MacOS (EL BURRITO)
Processor: The really fast one
Memory: 69 GB RAM
Graphics: Mac Graphics 2001 (you've probably never heard of it)
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Sound Card: The fast mac sound board
Additional Notes: We don't know if Clam Man runs on macs from the future

* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.

Minimum:

OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, Mint 14+ (kernel version 3.2, both 32- and 64-bit)
Processor: 1,8 ghz (Requires SSE2 instruction set support, i.e. most modern processors)
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Most integrated graphics chips work fine (as long as you dont dip them in ranch haha get it because chip)
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Sound Card: One that can make underwater sounds and play the trademarked Clam Man trailer on Youtube
Additional Notes: Get in touch with us if you're unsure if you can run it or not!

Recommended:

OS: Linux 2000 (The broom that that one wizard kid rides)
Processor: A cool-looking one with a lot of Ghz that's also really really fast
Memory: 76 GB RAM
Graphics: Like 1000 graphics
Storage: 1500 MB available space
Sound Card: A plugged in semi-acoustic guitar for that authentic clam sound
Additional Notes: We don't know if Clam Man runs on computers from the future

Don't steal the Clam Man. This is super important.

Don't say you made the Clam Man. He made himself. He's a self-made man. A clam man.

Don't pirate the Clam Man. Pirates are generally mammals, and live on the surface or the top layers of the sea. Clam Man lives at the bottom. Hence, it makes sense that pirating Clam Man is not cool.

Make sure to tell your friends about the Clam Man. He will shower you in praises and gifts if you do so. (This may or may not be true. SPOILER ALERT: It's not.)

Be cool and don't be uncool. So many probelms could be fixed if people would just follow that simple rule. Problems like people misspelling the word "problem." Many other probelms, too. Like war and fighting.

Do not in any circumstance cover your body in mayonnaise.

Clam Man is copyrighted. Thought this was all laughs and jokes huh? Well the joke's on you, son. If that is what you thought. Otherwise, sorry if that sounded rude.